despazito:

despazito:

why are some people just like..proud of their weird fetishes

you can’t just write this in the tags on my post and expect me to go about the rest of my day normally

the-last-hair-bender:

theothersideofthechair:

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: (about a NPC) “His parents are dead!”

Our Neutral Evil Cleric, with a secret passion for necromancy: “Not for long!“ 

boppinrockin:

the first time i saw a meme on these guys i almost SHIT MY PANTS because these penguins are ULTIMATE memeing material its almost unfair that they’ve been ignored. 

musical-skeleton:

kxvendish:

platinumsupa:

theawesomeadventurer:

boy-dere:

WHO EDITS THESE

jesus christ this is seamless

this is fucking witchcraft if I didn’t remember the original scene it would be IMPOSSIBLE to tell me this is fake

This is edited ???

Why are we acting like this is more shocking than the original

hateglue:

my-cat-said-no:

fairygodrobot:

taakoshell:

fairygodrobot:

the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy

he WHAT

you heard me

“Wait, where’s Grif- HIS VOICE IS EXACTLY THE SAME”

IT GETS WILDER: 

oforlikelalune-deactivated:

doujinshi:

anue:

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

why was 2018 a decade long until October and then everything started moving in 2x speed

2018 has been the year long equivalent of having two weeks to do a project and putting it off until the last three days