i’ve crawled my way out of the dirt and, by god,

greelin:

i will crawl my way back into the dirt

kilalabunnies:

chumimiin:

chumimiin:

concept: im in the kitchen cooking our dinner, delicious aromas filling our small but well loved homespace. meanwhile youre playing with our two soft and fluffy dogs in the living room. i smile in anticipation as i hear the doorbell ring and ronald mcdonald comes through the door and plows me right on the dining table. 

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@silver-tongues-blog

wait which of us is playing with dogs and which of us is being plowed by ronald

fragmentedreminder:
“Jealousy tears
”

fragmentedreminder:

Jealousy tears

paper-mario-wiki:
““Chronicles of Rage
Portland Institute of Contemporary Art
” ”

paper-mario-wiki:

Chronicles of Rage
Portland Institute of Contemporary Art

littlesokka:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

aixela89:

ryderdai:

msleoduh:

fatcr0w:

quietly-islayem:

tontonmichel:

bellygangstaboo:

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what the hell is going on in this country?!

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

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if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

Reblog to save a life….

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

Reblog to save a life

keenincisions:

He tries, bless his little heart. 

wellpardonme:

garaviel:

we-aim-to-misbehave:

ishtarelisheba:

stargogh:

ways to look more angelic:

  • carry flowers everywhere
  • pink or gold eye shadow 
  • wear long ankle dresses
  • soft humming
  • have a pink glowy blush
  • wield a flaming sword
  • Be covered in eyes

three pairs of wings

Wheel

therealjacksepticeye:
“ 1randomlittleme:
“thanks @mrcamillaa
”
HAH!
”

sixpenceee:

Satan’s twitter account is hilarious. Via boredpanda