Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.
holy shit????? they’re talking about polyamory on the radio????????? and in a positive and understanding way?????? holy shit????
LMAO I TJOUGHT THIS DUDE AAS GONNA ASK SOME DUMBASS QUESTION ABOUT HOW SEX WORKS BUT INSTEAD HE GOES “okay so like…real important question here….who drives? like when u go places? do you call shotgun and then someone ends up all sad in the backseat?”
The real polyam questions
I’ve only ever met one poly couple face to face, so I’m sure this is by no means representative, but they avoided the issue by taking turns pretending to be a high-class chauffeur.
Like, one of them would sit up front and drive while the other two sat in the back, and when they arrived at their destination the driver would walk around and get the door for them, all *nods* “madam”.
because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice
“Yass queen” with a completely emotionless face will always be the best line of the whole series.
This is so advanced tho.
So I don’t watch this show so I only had a vague idea about what his voice sounded like. No part of my mind or baby was prepared for what Holt sounds like saying “yas queen.” It caused me pain. It sounded like fucking darth vader.
Under new regulations, heroes cannot go on a series of adventures to change the world unless they have a permission slip signed by their parents or guardians.
jokes on you, my players have living parents sort of.
I love the recent culture shift on here where the hip cool funney public persona changed from “lol I’m so depressed I’m a piece of trash nobody loves me lmao” to “i am a humble gremlin, and i will suplex god for his transgressions”
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them.
ALWAYS REBLOG NAZIS GETTING PUNCHED OUT
Law does not equal morality. Laws are literally made up. It was illegal to protect Jews in Germany during ww2. Thankfully, people think outside of the law sometimes.
If you’re willing to deal with the consequences Anything is Possible even punching a Nazi
reblog for 50 years of good luck
Also he is technically asaulting every non-Nazi he comes across (not battery) sense they would have a reasonable fear for bodily damage or death.
Of which him proudly displaying he is a Nazi would very much entail
I’m not going to dispute the premise or the figures, but the parallel is not an exact one.
Costs of living were very different in the 1840s, and the relative value of money was higher. However. Victorian clerks were regularly required to work 10-12 hour days - no ovetime pay - and the only day they were allowed off was Sunday. So Cratchit was being paid 15 shillings a week for 60 hours of work.
Taking the figure of $27,574 above, that works out to about $13.25 an hour, if Bob Cratchit worked 40 hours a week.
But at the more likely 60 hours a week, he earned $8.84 an hour.
So why am I bringing this up, if I’m not quibbling with the premise?
Because $8.84/hour IS STILL MORE THAN THE U.S. FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE.
Because we’ve had over a hundred years of labor agitating for a 40-hour work week and a legal minimum wage. People have fought and bled and been imprisoned and been killed to gain us these.
And we must never forget that.
Today I learned Ebenezer Scrooge was a jerk but not enough of a jerk to pay his workers minimum wage and tbh that’s kinda fucked me up.
scrooge is still a better employer than jeff bezos
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
