nightengalesseyes:

wizardshark:

frowningfoxbones:

My brain as I’m DMing: I am telegraphing this twist way too hard. This is so obvious. They’ll guess right away.

Player(s):

More like this in my experience.

Me DMing: Alright guys go through this door into the next room.

Players: 

Me: Okay guys next room cmon lets go 

Players: 

Me: DOOR. ITS UNLOCKED.

Players:

@ everyone in my current campaign

i love you all but good lord

yourplayersaidwhat:

We were fighting a demon, and in exchange for his life the demon offered one wish, and our paladín whispered this to our DM.

radladiesunite:

antiporn-activist:

You say “All women are beautiful” but what you probably mean is “All women have value.”

And the reason you’re mixing up those two words is because you’ve been raised to believe that only beauty can confer value on women.

exactly

humoristics:

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

axiolotl:

princeskull:

kameik0:

Beep Beep Master Chief. 

@maltese-swans

gahdamnpunk:

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids

brutusp:

Dark Souls

punishandenslavesuckers:

robotsandfrippary:

aerylon:

apodemusalba:

cookiewhore:

metaveil:

omg-humor:

???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.

yeehaw

Crab legs. Crab legs. Crab legs.

Cheesesteak! Go Eagles!! :D

Muddy water, beer, blues, and cardinals.

Movies, pot and things on fire.

Rain and fish tossing.

horse

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

artsyfartsyana:

twoquickdeaths:

i can’t believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago

i’m so glad we’re not sleeping on how brilliant this movie is anymore