japanese-studies:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Discussing the logistics of smuggling items in prison when your wizard is an aaracokra 

why not just swallow it and regurgitate it at a later point?

this is my favourite dwarf. I sure hope that nothing bad happens to him once they take back the lonely mountain

hostilemuppet:

romanticwyvern:

hostilemuppet:

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

Wait what

jack blacks a lets player now and 2019s lookin good

lesserjoke:

No, frankincense was the name of the wise man, not the gift he brought. You’re thinking of frankincense’s monster.

merry kismesis.

loycos:

please make white this bizarre uncle at parties

banishedquasiroyal:

well this was actually a really good art prompt so thanks rogue

JANNUS becomes an olive blood and

• loses one set of horns and gains visible pupils
• due to the lack of their CHARISMA, they can’t really fulfill their role as a catfisher of highbloods and instead, like many sad, feline based olivebloods, go into mercenary work
• gets a tail (because personal HC but olives are just….furries. idk man their biology is like, more mammal leaning)
• catfish lusus is dead because a) jannus had an actual hive and was easily found and b) gills? on a LAND dwelling lusus? disgraceful
• less snark & apathy and more straight up survival terror

now SAPPHO. well

• buzzcut, to keep hair not fried, extra set of horns, and FIRE STARTER psiionics
• read: she’s actually bad at psiionics and the fires are a side effect. that she uses. to terrorize people
• she’s just sort of….this wandering mage who sets shit on fire, frightens trolls, and blows up drones for giggles
• the “love woman….fight for woman” mentality has become “i can and WILL kill you if i think you’ve disrespected anyone i think is mildly entertaining”
• also sings opera on the side

aeritus:

Kid you not this is the first thing that come to my mind and I’m not even sorry