aragornsrockcollection:

aragornsrockcollection:

The hobbits in LotR, every 5 minutes: Our adventure is not like we would have liked at all, it’s not fun exciting like Bilbo’s was.

Bilbo, who has been telling the bedtime story version of a story whose tragedy still haunts him: Ha, Ha, Ha, right…

@adhd-edward-teach

Using you summing up my thoughts perfectly as an excuse to say:

Tolkien’s choice here was absolutely commentary on the way the false glory of war was sold to his generation before they were shipped off to die in WWI.

altruisticmystic:

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse.

Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

he has no birthday for he is older than birth itself.

adurot:

afeelgoodblog:

Matt Gaetz attacked Olivia’s physical attributes at a TPUSA convention. It backfired. #MattGaetzIsProAbortion is now trending on Twitter

Last I heard she was somewhere over 100k raised, and that was like a day ago so it’s probably much higher now.

drawingsfrommars:

babies onboard!

ameliafromafairytale:

theconcealedweapon:

“If you could press a button that would give you a great deal of money, but it would cause someone you don’t know in a distant part of the world to die, then you would have a good model for how our current economy works. Welcome to Night Vale.”

Intro to WTNV episode 105, “what happened at the Smithwick house”

cursedpinterest:

adurot:

effemimaniac:

I’m transitioning my gender from immovable object to unstoppable force

courbet-nft:

courbet-nft:

courbet-nft:

i feel like more people on here should know about auto_anon’s long running trans seinfeld posts

They’ve done a ton of these

This one is the one that lives in my head rent free. “Those racist twinks are going to eat you alive” runs around my brain at all times