brbjellyfishing:

iflipforrizzles:

whistleandnut:

gaypeopletwitter:

So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

gearholder:

blaruu:

Newer scp fans trying to do good: I MUST MAKE MY DOCTOR AS PERFECT AND GOOD AS POSSIBLE TO FIT IN

Me, in the distance: We have a monkey, a cat, a dog, and a 3 eyed bastard chill out–

isn’t one of the O5 a lynx too?

gayvian:

manslaughter:

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

why does the burger king app have quests

gaykirkhere:

starcrossedcherik:

gaykirkhere:

a scientist and an icon

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

here you go:

thatlittleegyptologist:

rudjedet:

chotomy:

i illustrated some of my favorite scenes from ancient egyptian papyri :^)

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The Tale of Horus and Seth, Papyrus Cairo CCG 58040

The Contendings of Horus and Seth, Chester Beatty Papyrus I

Setna Story, Papyrus Cairo 30646

oh my god I love these

do you take requests because I’d pay to have a drawing of Bata yeeting his dick across the river at Anubis

Seth right up there with the first recorded use of ‘Nice ass!’ in history. Poor Horus. 

perkistani:

victorian-sexstache:

tedkordisanasshole:

otakusapien:

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years

i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal

She was Shakespeare’s wife

william-snekspeare:

I made a minor edit 

nox-lee:

gifsboom:

How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas.

This never gets old.