Silver Tongue

ajtheslayer:

rogers-flowered-blazer:

what-do-the-stars-hide:

roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg:

voidbat:

i-cant-i-have-rehearsal:

lipstickmystic:

amx004qubeley:

freddiebicury:

the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tenor, soprano, and bass.

please stop baritone erasure

#mezzosporanosmatter

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freddie mercury: confirmed for gender overlord.

I’ve seen that picture a lot of times and still gives me chills

I don’t actually know any shit about music but this looks like some wild shit

thank you freddie for being freddie

I know some shit about vocal ranges and this is indeed some wild shit my friend

That’s 4 octaves and absolutely none of it was falsetto Freddie Mercury was a god amongst us!

music was invented by freddy mercury after apollo decided he wanted to be a human for a couple decades

homo-nerd-grizz:

theconcealedweapon:

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I’ve been saying for a while that Republicans are okay with the existence of billionaires because they have no concept of what a billion is.

This photo is proof. They’re completely unaware of the fact that there are 1,000 millions in a billion.

Halfway omfgjhgfdsasdfgjkldhk

television-ghost:
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television-ghost:

neproxrezi:

oh hey it rendered

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teamasseaters:

“torchics can be four legged if ur not a fucking pussy”
-kira, probably

toonasaurus:

charlesoberonn:

All fictional creatures’ behaviors should be modeled after cats.

Dragons? Scaly cats.

Demons? Infernal cats.

Elves? Talking cats.

the elf party member knocks your water off the table and calls you a bitch when you dont feed him at 3 in the morning

hrnnngh… nya…

entonkagutsuchi:

Kakashi is a real one😂

taako-waititi:

annehackaway:

whatdoyoumeantheresonly3episodes:

there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background

oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background

what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background

unionhack:

unionhack:

unionhack:

unionhack:

unionhack:

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them