nostalgiicghosst:

shimmerangels:

theorangedeath:

allosexuals: If I were asexual I’d get so much more done!

me: *re-watching avatar the last airbender for 27 hours*

who has said that like ever

i can’t do anything cus all of the pussy im eatin 24/7

mojave-wasteland-official:

thelarkascends:

mojave-wasteland-official:

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

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Better?

Much. 

blacksuitchris:

Films I Feel Got Snubbed at The Oscars This Year

It

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mother!

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The Lego Batman Movie

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Wonder Woman

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Spider-Man: Homecoming

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writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

A witch attempts to summon a demon, but dies in an accident before the ritual is complete. Her parrot mimics the incantation and completes the ritual. The demon is summoned, now bound to the parrot’s will.

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

More favourite tropes:

  • Generally incompetent character revealed to be incredibly skilled at one very specific thing
  • Supernatural entity that clearly has no need for money inexplicably owns and operates some sort of relatively mundane business
  • Device or magic spell with narrow and impractical function coincidentally turns out to be exactly what’s needed
  • Terrifying monster actually wants something totally innocuous
  • Hilariously half-assed impersonation or disguise succeeds through inattention of intended victim
  • World-shaking threat averted via booze

(Of course, that supernatural entity one can go multiple ways. There’s a big difference between “Cthulhu owns a bookstore” and “the Devil owns a vape shop”.)

tra-ybbon:
“gottem
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tra-ybbon:

gottem

possumoftheday:
“Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: An offering!
”

possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: An offering!