realityassassin:

druidviolence:

speedlimit15:

what the fuck

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

sandersstudies:

xtltokio:

marisatomay:

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

the truest sibling interractions in media are lup and taako from the adventure zone

yunisverse:

Cuphead & Bendy in… “Crossover Clash!”

doodlematte:

zonerbonerz:

theheadcanonzone:

There’s a real duck that comes around Duck’s station sometimes and he made a mini version of his own hat that he puts on it whenever it shows up.

Duck, squatting low to the ground and waddling after an apathetic bird at 9:38 am: ‘cmere lil friend, Big Duck here is gonna make you look tight as hell

“I’ll just… uh, leave this outside the door…”

grimelords:

apple core, fish skeleton, bottle, tin can w/ ajar lid, miscellaneous background lumps of dark green

thequeerwithabeard:

blackdenimjeans:

c-n-u:

“But their music is so good!!”

Omfg

Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch

qirahsoka:

lucifer, alexandre cabanel’s fallen angel, 1868 // anakin skywalker, revenge of the sith

pulmonary-poultry:

nabulos:

terror-billie:

ernmark:

I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting

Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–

Player: Is it a girl in a box?

NPC: …What?

Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.

Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.

First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?

NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…

First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.

uhhhhhhh…….

One day I’m going to run a sci-fi campaign of some kind and there will inevitably be a girl-sized box that the players are not allowed to open

And when they open it instead of a girl there will be 12 possums that immediately escape and create possum-related mischief until they can be put back in the box.

aaaaaaarp:

lifesgrandparade:

lifesgrandparade:

worse-4-less:

This is supposed to just be a normal photo of Gritty with a youth hockey team, but because it’s GRITTY, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

This is like a file photo from a missing children’s case

“it’s him! It’s that stranger we saw outside Wawa. He’s in every one of these photos, always lurking in the background. Every single one.”

I was in a parade in Philadelphia with my school’s marching band and Gritty was running around us and I’ve gotta say, he’s far more terrifying in person. His eyes jiggle around a ton, which I did not expect, and he was acting like the trombone slides were about to impale him.