Silver Tongue

aaaaaaarp:

lifesgrandparade:

lifesgrandparade:

worse-4-less:

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This is supposed to just be a normal photo of Gritty with a youth hockey team, but because it’s GRITTY, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

This is like a file photo from a missing children’s case

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“it’s him! It’s that stranger we saw outside Wawa. He’s in every one of these photos, always lurking in the background. Every single one.”

I was in a parade in Philadelphia with my school’s marching band and Gritty was running around us and I’ve gotta say, he’s far more terrifying in person. His eyes jiggle around a ton, which I did not expect, and he was acting like the trombone slides were about to impale him.

well-i-guess-i-own-a-furby-now:

Oh my god it’s so big

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victoire-vittoria:

everydreamstartswithdisney:

booptch:

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I AM LAUGHING OMFG I CANNOT BREATHE PLAYING IT AGAIN AHHHHH HAHA

throwback tuesday

liamdryden:
“ smolsamberg:
“from tvline!
”
I’m not ready to hear Terry say fuck
”

liamdryden:

smolsamberg:

from tvline!

I’m not ready to hear Terry say fuck

tinderventure:
“Which super power would you rather have?
”

tinderventure:

Which super power would you rather have?

glitterysouldinosaur:

1995 Gay Olympics sketch from the mid-1990s Australian comedy show Big Girls Blouse.

charizardon:
“ itsthevioletqueen:
“I can’t with these three.
”
My last three brain cells when I attempt to microwave popcorn at 3am
”
here we see a self aware character attempting to use her invincibilty frames to survive the light, A duck who could...

charizardon:

itsthevioletqueen:

I can’t with these three.

My last three brain cells when I attempt to microwave popcorn at 3am

here we see a self aware character attempting to use her invincibilty frames to survive the light, A duck who could escape for just a little bit but refuses to leave his friends behind and a child realizing his towns going to fall to shit without him

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

charismatic-hothead:

thestarbomb:

Things in Starkid musicals that never fail to make me laugh [x]: A Very Potter Musical

HE JUST FUCKIN MOVES ROUND THE CURTAIN OH THAT’S LIKE THE BEST META JOKE I’VE EVER SEEN

The musical that gave us, among other things, Draco Malfoy wanting a rocketship, “Rumbleroar” and of course Cornelius Fudge looking Voldemort in the eye and saying “I STILL DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE BACK”

In other words, the best Harry Potter adaptation EVER

freebroccoli:

countriesinyourhead:

neogonzo:

Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete

Remember this years-old post?

What the experiment demonstrates is that I will put up with all of that just to use a site that shows me posts that I asked for in chronological order.