if i was a fullmetal alchemist character id probably last like two episodes because i cant draw circles to save my life, on my first try i draw something like this and it explodes in my face because its just so fucking awful
“how did you get the title of Can’t Draw Fuck Shit Alchemist?”
“you get one guess buddy”
Truth: So, what tempted someone such as yourself to commit the ultimate taboo?
Me: fuck circles. take my legs and give me clap magic, fucko
Robert E. Lee himself refused to wear his confederate uniform after the confederacy’s defeat in the American civil war. At his funeral he was not buried in it and no one in attendance was permitted to wear theirs either. He also declared that his confederate battle flag (what we now call “the confederate flag”) never be raised again and that it was a flag of treason.
i know we’re beating a dead horse with this whole ‘2018 is never ending’ thing but the hawaii missile scare was this year
everyone in hawaii thought they were gonna be wiped off the map less than one year ago and then we all fucking forgot because of all the bullshit that’s happened since
sawbones: listen to justin be an gleeful idiot while his perfect impeccable radiant doctor wife sydnee tells you about all the ways people convinced each other to do stupid things in the hopes we would escape death
shmanners: listen to travis be a gleeful doofus while his amazing pristine bubbly organized wife teresa tells you how to be a human and not an asshole, and the history of this in practice
wonderful: listen to griffin be a gleeful dorkus supreme while his smart soft lovely literature lady wife rachel talks about things that she likes :)
Listen to these boys be very very in love while their wives say real smart things
The wall GoFundMe went up by almost a million dollars since when I looked at it an hour ago. Republicans are attaining cuckdom levels never before thought possible
Paying out of pocket for things taxes are already going towards to own the libs!
it actually rules because despite the fact that the gofundme is at about 10 million currently its still not even a fraction of the way close to being the amount necessary to fund the wall, making a fool and clown of every libertarian ever who said rich people would voluntarily fund things without needing be taxed
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
