Silver Tongue

oneapatheticwinter:

It may be the end of

20-GayTeen

But now we can look forward to

20-BiTeen

dadarismus:

midnight-revelation:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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Seems pretty damn accurate to me.

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Google 1 

Trump 0

In other words, so many people have come to the general consensus that Donald Trump is an idiot that it actively affects Google’s algorithm which takes into account trillions of websites and web searches to try to match keywords with relevant images. This is a real world example of “If you look up x in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of y” and the fact that the Republicans blame Google for “search results bias” instead of admitting that most people think that the current president is an idiot. That’s hilarious.

This great n all but ever since someone pointed the monopoly man out in the background i cant listen to what is being said

nsfw post 18+ only

akaashikelji:

ballastsandstorms:

akaashikelji:

akaashikelji:

akaashikelji:

im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

i’m 18!

titty

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i didn’t turn 18 for this

thetomska:

bass-borot:

deanscourse:

everygothgirlisgay:

xxrawrqueenxx:

lenins-and-things:

xxrawrqueenxx:

xxrawrqueenxx:

40 y/o white guy: Hey kid, ever hear about Rage Against the Machine? They really told it like it is! Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

me: Zack de la Rocha is Mexican Tom Morello is black Brad Wilk is jewish

40 y/o white guy: blue lives matter

RATM: Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

40 y/o white guy that claims he likes RATM: blue lives matter

Was it Paul Ryan that claimed to be a RATM fan? Like, nationally? In public? On TV? And then RATM came out and shut him down?

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:)

🙏✊🔥🙏

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Also I totally remembered this exchange:

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The band is called Rage Against THE MACHINE
Do these fuckers think that they just don’t like that one shirtless guy’s standup bit???? What do they think THE LITERAL MACHINE IN THE FUCKING NAME is?

As A Straight White Male™ I was genuinely surprised when I went back and listened to all the RATM songs I’d grown up with only to discover they were about racism, oppression, and social justice and not about me telling my parents I didn’t want to clean my room or do homework

spillybun:

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

vinedragonheartstring:

wyntersknight:

extra-extra-virgin-oliver-oil:

wyntersknight:

hoeofmyheart:

Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

Y’all know that there is heavy symbolism in that scene to show that Mulan is the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon and that’s why Mushu wasn’t able to awaken it?

im sorry What!! i never knew this! my life feels fuller!!! ahhhh

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Mulan sits in the rain underneath the statue of the Great Stone Dragon (who is looking down on her), and suddenly decides on a course of action. She looks up, resolved to go to war in place of her father and runs into the temple where she lights the match and beseeches protection for her family. The stone she bows to and that we see lit up by lightening strike is that of the dragon, whose eyes are looking out after her, lit from underneath by the candles. The scene transitions to the divider in the house that also has an icon of the dragon. where she replaces her hair comb with the summons. Then we see the sword hilt, also the dragon, and as she draws the blade we see her face replace it. She ties up her hair, then as she opens the wardrobe, the handles are also the dragon. After donning the armor, the view shows her facing us, with the hilt of the sword (the face of the dragon) in front of her face, where she then turns the sword to reveal her face, and sheaths it. As she leaves, we flash back to the temple, and the eyes of the dragon flash as her grandmother wakes up.

The Great Stone Dragon resides within her. She is the protector of the family.

After this explanation, the scene where Mushu cannot wake up the stone dragon makes so much more sense. I appreciate the symbolism so much more. I noticed the dragon but didn’t notice she was constantly juxtaposed with the dragon!

Canon accepted.

adamtots:

clgamble:

adamtots:

i’m still seeing just as much porn on my timeline as before????? lol 

Well unfollow those accounts then, Adam, it’s not HARD

What makes you think I was complaining

considering the amount of porn there is im pretty sure it is hard

princessparakeet:

moonlandingwasfaked:

princessparakeet:

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

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insomniac-arrest:

there’s a lot of intersection between SU and She-Ra: sensitive boys, lesbians, crying people, girls holding swords, transforming into giant ladies, a deadpan blue watery character

here is a brief graph on how to tell the difference between the shows:

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thanks for coming to my tedtalk

OBJECTION

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