pr1nceshawn:

Animal Facts You Didn’t Know

chefpyro:

Can’t see the fuckin moon anywhere

did you check in the koi fish?

amarcus88lg:
“Escape from overheating with Solaire
”

amarcus88lg:

Escape from overheating with Solaire

gamgee:

i keep owning people with this message i left in front of an ugly statue in dark souls and theyre hating it

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moreoy:
“A happy fat dragon !!
”

moreoy:

A happy fat dragon !!

Do you think John would still be allergic to peanuts after ascending to god tier?
Anonymous

flirting-with-psychology:

just-shower-thoughts:

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

College is when you’re afraid of both

chefpyro:

scraps-is-busy:

chefpyro:

I created slinkies. Stop playing with them, they’re all MINE

Did you also create Evil Recycling?

I honestly didn’t think anyone would get that reference, good job