jitterbugjive:

tooiconic:

szuddenly:

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

wow this is a fucking mood

I have at least 3 voices and 2 different images going through my mind at all times

livenarrator:

rosentraume:

I can’t actually even process how bad this is. I logged of for the 17th and came back to find out 6 porn bots had followed me while I was logged out

lnalovegd:

fleetwoodbrak:

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

aeritus:

you betcha ;P

blazing-forge:

carnival-phantasm:

I have used twitter very little but something I will never get used to, considering I’ve been on tumblr for so long, is the fact that actual Famous People™ use it. Like you end up checking out that “followers you know” thing and you go “oh look, my mutuals and people I know from tumblr follow this person. 

Also, fucking Hideo Kojima I guess.”

Not a Hideo Kojima kin blog, not a Kojima-themed clown, just…Hideo Kojima

Oh yeah, I’m followed by Yoko Taro. He seems to just follow people who follow him and send nice things. Wouldn’t surprise me if Kojima was the same way.

supersophietheartist:

devon-aoki:

midgetslayer:

weirdness-is-good:

twerklina:

Vegan pizza

Bottom cuisine

Mariah’s cheat day

This post sucker punches you, 3 consecutive times, and you’re never ready for any of them

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

I really hope that one day we can all experience something as amazing as Twitch Plays Pokemon again

It’s incredible how what can only be described as absolute chaos could bring forth such an intricate storyline made only by the people experiencing it. And all of the can create meaning in places we couldn’t imagine.

Like, I read the phrase “A God, A Messiah, An Angel, A King, A Prince, and an All-Terrain Vehicle” and that legitimately made my spine tingle. God, Twitch Plays Pokemon was incredible and I worry there will never be anything like it again

yourplayersaidwhat:

Halfling Rogue: What do you think I am?

NPC: [after rolling a 3 to check if he even knew what a halfling is] ….A friend?