Silver Tongue

benepla:

wumblr:

benepla:

those Spotify Wrapped ads are popping up around Chicago and could you imagine seeing a fucking billboard calling you out specifically. like, if i saw an ad that said “to the person in Chicago who listened to a playlist called ‘depwession’ for 800 hours…please call a therapist” i’d fly to Spotify HQ with the head of Ed Sheeran and declare war on their kind

bec, much like the creme brulee brownie recipe, the spotify ads are not real. they were written by advertisers. they are telling lies. writing is fake. i know this in my heart to be true because i have LOOKED for the clam meditation playlist

several things about this reply haunt me. first of all this person referred to me by first name even tho i don’t know them, my name’s not on my blog, and they don’t follow me. second of all they told me something that is almost certainly true and i am 100% galaxy brained over it. can u dm me? tell me secrets

probablybadrpgideas:

Next time your players are in a tavern, make them all roll disable device because their drinks have been served in fuddling cups.

moonpaw:

if my blog gets deleted you can find me in a cave located beside Pacifidlog Town in the Route 134 ocean current. Take note that you will have to stick towards the very bottom of the screen. It is in a space of calm water there with a dark spot to Dive. Go where the inscription is and press B; say yes and go to the end. Use Dig go to the end of that tunnel and read the inscription. Put Relicanth last in your party and Wailord first, then go back and read the inscription again and there will be an earthquake. If this doesn’t work go and switch Relicanth to first and Wailord to last and there should be an earthquake. Then a box tells you it sounds like doors opening far away.

retro-fucking:
“ zippy64-deactivated:
“ Dec 17… autobot test1.
You decide.”
lol, perfect use of of this classic GIF.
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retro-fucking:

zippy64-deactivated:

Dec 17… autobot test1.

You decide.

lol, perfect use of of this classic GIF.

ao3tagoftheday:

dbdspirit:

The Official “Log Off” Protest F.A.Q! 


The “Log Off” protest is in response to the recent NSFW ban announced by Tumblr. The ban flags all content the filtering system detects as NSFW, reducing visibility to the community. The system has proven time and time again that is inefficient, oftentimes flagging SFW material as NSFW. 

This SFW material includes art, memes and so on. This ban directly hurts the community and will not solve the actual problems at hand due to the poor flagging system. Because of this, the entire community will suffer.  

So to respond, I propose that every user on Tumblr logs off of Tumblr for 24 hours on December 17th at 12 am EST. 

Times are listed above depending on timezone! 

This post responds to some very common questions about the protest. So make sure to read it over! 


How to Export Your Blog: 

https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360005118894-Export-your-blog

Alternative Sites: 

Pillowfort

Mastodan 

Wordpress 

Twitter 

There is also an official Tumblr blog (ironic, huh?) and Twitter for the protest! It’s at: 

Twitterhttps://twitter.com/logoffprotest

Tumblr https://logoffprotest.tumblr.com/

There will be official updates on each account. Make sure to tag us in any posts, or use the hashtag #logoff2018

Thanks for your support guys. Let’s fight to make Tumblr better. Actually better. 

Hey y'all! For those who’ve been asking, this is the info about what this blog is doing on the 17th. I hope y'all will join me.

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

mercuryblacksleg:

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

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i’m sorry but what the fuck is that DNA kit advertisement supposed to mean

pasteldaemon:

So I’ve come to the conclusion that super best friends was one of tumblr’s horcruxes…

when tumblr dies u know where to find me

gghero:

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

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thebootydiaries:

me: *Finds a sea shell on the beach*

me: *Puts sea shell to my ear in hopes of hearing the ocean*

sea shell: Hi, I am Erica! How are you? :) I am a game developer and I and my team are currently working on a impressive game-