Silver Tongue

Monster carrot could beat sasuke

deducecanoe:

cantwearhats:

I love this show

This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.

mentalmutant:

bearly-dressed:

I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.

I don’t have any words

slumberinggirl:
“ mahoganydesk:
“ rainbowloliofjustice:
“ samael-d-h:
“ amarretto-cowboy:
“ I’ll never forget the last in person conversation I had with with a woman I was on and off with for years because whenever there was an issue, she would just...

slumberinggirl:

mahoganydesk:

rainbowloliofjustice:

samael-d-h:

amarretto-cowboy:

I’ll never forget the last in person conversation I had with with a woman I was on and off with for years because whenever there was an issue, she would just stop talking to me for months at a clip.

At one point she straight up blocked me and bragged to mutual friends about it. Friends went to me and told me to move on and that it’s her loss. Her and I didn’t talk for 2 years. In that time, I moved on to the point of getting married. Soon after I got married, she popped in to see if I was single still and lost her shit when she found out I had gotten hitched.

She tried to convince me to get a divorce and called me and idiot for getting married in the first place.

The best part… When she asked why I didn’t wait for her to “come around”. I told her she gave me no choice but to move on when she blocked me.

This was her answer: well a block is only temporary. You should have just waited for it to end then hit me up!

Yeah…. I’m so glad I didn’t.

fuck those people who play these games

People who play these games should be kneecapped

My dad nearly fell into this trap. He was engaged to a woman who would go silent for a while after an argument. Dad finally told her, “Either you’re by my side or you’re not. I’m not playing these high school games anymore. If you love me, talk to me. Otherwise, we’re done.”

He ended up marrying another woman who never played games with him and helped his better side come out.

This advise can go for anyone out there: if your SO is doing this shit, tell them to cut it out or you’re leaving. And follow through on that threat.

Get you a significant other who has good communication skills and will resolve problems together like a fucking adult

zsnes:
“ bunjywunjy:
“now THIS is how you photograph a mirror. unapologetically.
”
mr incredible the american bastard
”

zsnes:

bunjywunjy:

now THIS is how you photograph a mirror. unapologetically.

mr incredible the american bastard

elodieunderglass:
“ cipheramnesia:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“I think I see it
”
it’s an opossum house now
”
Grand Maggie is very good at generating Highly Relatable Content
”

elodieunderglass:

cipheramnesia:

whitepeopletwitter:

I think I see it

it’s an opossum house now

Grand Maggie is very good at generating Highly Relatable Content

jinglemogar:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

firedemons:

I shouldn;t be laughing this hard

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN.

Chance of a lifetime for an epic trick

catchymemes:

image

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31’ N and LONG 179 30’ W. The date was 31 December 1899.

“Know what this means?” First Mate Payton broke in, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line”. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime.

He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship’s position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed.

The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:

The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.

The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.

The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899.

In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900.


This ship was therefore not only in:

Two different days,

Two different months,

Two different years,

Two different seasons

But in two different centuries - all at the same time!