tilthat:

TIL that 7 months after Russia declared war on Germany in 1914, a small band of Georgian warriors from a remote part of Georgia clad in medieval armor rode into the capital of Tiflis and up to the governor’s palace, reporting for military duty, stating: “We hear there’s a war” “Where’s the war”

via ift.tt

excess-of-cats:

mariopowertennis:

metalslugx:

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

Your gf who works with clowns

mbulteau:

theharbingersdiary:

Real life moon wand.
Built by myself using brass, redgum, amethyst, and other assorted gemstones.

@awildchabi

mbulteau:

grawly:

grawly:

“Tommy Wiseau is 62 years old” is quite possibly the only statement I’ve ever heard that simultaneously made me both vehemently reject its truth and also accept it absolutely and completely.

I have a running theory that Tommy Wiseau is the only person who has ever successfully entered New Game+ in real life and this isn’t helping to discredit that theory.

Tommy Wiseau is not of this temporal realm.

benepla:

bumblebeebats:

druidviolence:

eggcup:

rest in peace

goodbye my baby

goodbye my honey

goodbye my ragtime gal

showerthoughtsofficial:

There is no reason to fear ghosts, ever. Either they can hurt you or they can’t. If they can’t, then the best they can do is the occasional scare. And if they can hurt/kill you, then you’re a ghost too now and it’s fucking on.

outofcontextdnd:

Bard: “You brought fire to a lyre fight.”

Wizard: “Well, you know what they say - lyre, lyre, pants on fire.”

lord-kitschener:

hustlerose:

pants cat

Finally, a cat with some decency