cop: has a wide range of professions to choose from including cake decorator at ralph’s, decides to go with the one where you hunt people down with guns cop: i’m just doing what i’m told. i’m just doing my job. this is out of my hands. there is literally nothing else i can do. this is my profession. i was born a cop
Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:
- The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender
- I’m gay and confused
- That’s it
“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto
Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.
Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
