Silver Tongue

oldroots:

fluffy-boye-ralsei:

oldroots:

on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem:

if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported to a hearing from a witchfinder general style npc, where other players could watch and throw rotten tomatoes at them. then the audience could vote on how the person on trial would be killed as punishment, and THEN the botter was permanently banned afterwards. it was the funniest shit ever

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tbt when they had no banning system so the gms just teleported hackers into The Void™ for eternal punishment

That was a whole other problem in itself, due to the whole “disc of returning” debacle.

Basically there was an item (disc of returning) that let regular players visit these “banned” players in the void. You could come and go freely and still talk to any banned people there. The only problem was that this item was totally tradeable/droppable, and people visiting were getting tricked by the banned players into giving the item up to them, or dropping it so it would despawn.

Basically people were pulling some body-snatcher shit, and banned players were taking the place of innocent players through the disc of returning to get back into the game, and leaving behind the innocent ones trapped in their place. Runescape was fucked up lmao

ngl that would make one bitchin dnd campaign

my-friends-dont-know-im-a-furry:

thethp:

gaycism:

blackvvatch:

blackvvatch:

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Sonicfox ur so fucking valid I love u

MORE CONTEXT BECAUSE Y’ALL THINK HES JUST TRYING TO FIND AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT REPUBLICANS AND “VICTIMIZING HIMSELF” AND THIS POST DOESNT EVEN NEED CONTEXT CUZ HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH OR WITHOUT IT ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE IS A GAY BLACK MAN WHOS A FURRY

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He’s the only valid furry

The only valid…

SonicFox is incredible and VERY valid, but the only valid furry??

Girl, this year Midwest Furfest raised ~$93k for a charity that helps kids in lower income Chicago schools learn to read

In the last year furcons raised ~$612k for charities as a whole

We’ve been actively and triumphantly fighting a wave of neonazis, and taking them down

We provide safe spaces for trans and nb people to try out different genders without judgement.

We hold panels for queer/trans folk to teach them about makeup

We give folks with anxiety safe ways to be parts of large social gatherings

We focus on creation and support artistic endeavor across the spectrum. We enable countless artists to survive.

We’re fucking everywhere- were your lawyers, were your developers, were your firefighters.

Also we’re all PEOPLE who do good things. We’re fucking everywhere- and we’re all fucking valid. It’s wild to me that because y’all don’t understand us or who we are or what we do we’re invalid unless you see the work most of us are doing on an international award show pedestal.

SonicFox is incredibly good and important and valid- and the fandom loves him. Hes a VERY valid furry, but he’s not the ONLY valid furry.

Happy to answer any and all questions: bye!

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most furries are valid, yall are just mean.

However, sonicfox is the only valid gamer

foxaes:
“Commission from @sweetastreacle to draw the scene where Taako buys the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom!! I missed drawing the boys, its been too long.
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foxaes:

Commission from @sweetastreacle to draw the scene where Taako buys the  Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom!! I missed drawing the boys, its been too long.

unpretty:

paintmeahero:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

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WHAT

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OH MY GOD

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We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

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zarla-s:

This one just got too long so I’m gonna try making it a text post for once.

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[Previous]

Gaster has shown up in Asgore and Papyrus’s dreams, so some wondered if he shows up in Toriel’s dreams as well. Sometimes she hears a lost voice calling to her, but she’s lost so many people over the years, it’s hard to tell one voice from another…

[index]

entropychronicles:

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

  1. humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was
  2. humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it