Silver Tongue
gucci-chanclas:
“ nickcaveandthebadweed:
“ mexican tv is amazing
”
when you broke and need insurance money
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gucci-chanclas:

nickcaveandthebadweed:

mexican tv is amazing

when  you broke and need insurance money

not-the-face:

College students be like

moonpaw:

my main PMD teams from all the games :’)

absolutely in love with these guys

moonpaw:

Nothing’s more satisfying than when a murder of crows fly by your house and you watch them through your window as you hear hundreds of flapping and cawing….. it’s soothing honestly

lifeofcynch:

waterbendng:

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

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i’ve seen a lot of random things on this site, but i never thought i’d see carebears discourse

hey whats up (desktop users only)

thnks-fr-th-fndms:

zealzealous:

meion:

























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Mobile Chrome makes me too powerful

Thankyou for that screenshot so I could see it on mobile

elektronx:

Me: i like worldbuilding for Atomicproof

My brain: Scope now has a complex blood system where he can materialize and manipulate ichor-varient weapons that allows each kill to transfuse the enemies’ blood into his own energy supply like vampirism to consum-

Me: oh 🤔

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

au where kravitz and taako are open abt their relationship to magnus and merle, so kravitz is just like. regularly chilling in their dorm room. merle makes a bad joke and taako asks kravitz to reopen his bounty. kravitz deadpans that he gladly will, seeing as merle has in fact died sixty-eight times. the thb immediately lock eyes.

merle: wait wait wait i need to die one more time. please? just one more?

kravitz, fully aware of the temptation he has just created: of course you can. you just can’t come back.

digitaldiscipline:

bunnywest:

voidbat:

fatsexybitch:

fatsexybitch:

Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work

It’s going to smell hellacious later

It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day

Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit

The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites

Most of my department went home for the day

Holy SHIT

what a fucking power move, oh my god.

i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.

OMG how to leave a job where they’ve fucked you over.

Big Fish Energy

robustquestioner:

Them: motherfucker

Me, an intellectual: Oedipus