leslietries:

Guys I love Beedle please appreciate this hardworking, crop top wearing man that is only ever kind and deserves every beetle I ever find.

lavender-wizard:

prozdvoices:

whosplayerthree submitted:

If you have the time, I would love to hear you voice this. Maybe this would let ganondorf rest easy in his watery grave (not that he deserves it).

HEY KIDS, THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON A GROWN ADULT

Original post by busket

tankdyke:

soundbaarrier:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

phsfg:

bumbleshark:

“why do u like playing as support?” i enjoy the feeling of ppl needing me

I enjoy knowing that I can choose who lives and dies

hhhh lucio fast

I’m a bottom

sidonmyhardon:

seabassbitch:

choukis:

nintendo where’s my sidon amiibo at

you know why they aren’t making it

The Sidon figurines have been covered in bittering agent to prevent licking incidents.

bigfluff:

bigfluff:

god i remember finding out “unf” meant “universal noise of fucking” and i was so disappointed ew

banishedquasiroyal:

pixxle-chan:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:

in some cases, yes! my domestic honk fiend (norwegian black harlequin variant) enthusiastically tried to coil around most inanimate objects upon entering his heat. it was a bit frightening because it was my first time experiencing a domestic clown struggle with the throes of wanting to procreate, but i simply put out a craigslist ad and before i knew it, my lil Roosevelt was engaged in the beautiful and terrifying act of mating with a purebred violet streaked mime (she’s due to lay any day now. i can’t believe i’m going to be a grandma)

i feel incredibly sullied

holy crap it’s tagged Clown Husbandry 

alternatively, clowns are hermaphrodites and mate hanging upside down like slugs

im sorry what the fuck is going on

I just realized the person who fricken posted that is a homestuck fan. That explains everything. Lmao.

are you implying that there are people on this website who haven’t read homestuck

affurro:

I hope this hasn’t been done yet.