Silver Tongue

lieutenant-sapphic:

stephendann:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

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Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

I want a spaghetti western about an Italian cowboy vampire

doreenchartreuse:

something wholesome i had to draw

survivalstep:

survivalstep:

I’ve come up with a handy identification chart to help you guys work out if a Sonic artist is a furry or not :)

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“Nobody draws Sonic’s face like that” You all cried

How I laughed when the movie poster was released

voiddenizen:

voiddenizen:

fuck YOU f scott fitzgerald i’m rewriting the great gatsby and making it for the gays

JAY GATSBY is a butch lesbian. also she WONT die this time because excess death in order to prove symbolism is for WEAKLINGS

she runs over tom and marries daisy and they grow old together

thehighladyelf:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

yogurt-gun:

tin-pan-ali:

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

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‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

ryukodragon:

lasrina:

sulasaferoom:

zetsubonna:

firelightmystic:

kaijuno:

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“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

So now you want to listen to what we’ve been hollering about since before fucking Occupy Wallstreet?????

They started us off $35k+ in student loan debt, paid us ‘70s wages, charged us modern prices, and then couldn’t understand why we were broke.

Is “no shit, sherlock?” still an acceptable answer?

Oh, the “starter house” thing. This is what you used to do when you were just starting out: you bought a house for just you and your spouse. You sold it to a younger couple and moved into a bigger house no later than the birth of your first or second kid. By that time, you were supposed to have been promoted and gotten a raise or two, at least… oh, and by the way, that raise was to be big enough that you could not only afford that bigger house, you could afford it on one salary, because that was when your wife stopped working to stay home with the kids.

That’s how my grandparents (immediately post-WWII) did it. That’s how my parents (mid-1970s) did it. Oh, and the third house my parents ever purchased, when they upgraded to a still affordable but spacious and very nice one, when I was a preteen? The purchase price was maybe 1.5 times my dad’s salary, with payments spread out over a 30-year mortgage.

But yeah, Millennials, who mostly weren’t even born the last time this was feasible, are the ones who are ruining everything.

As frustratingly obvious as this is to many of us, just remember that these studies are GOOD!

This is proving what is really happening! Studies like this will start real discussions on making change. Even if it takes a while yet, this is another step forward!

natalunasans:

doolallymagpie:

doolallymagpie:

straight up, i think we need to start unironically using the term megacorporation

amazon, disney, pepsi, pretty much any company that owns enough subsidiaries that you’re probably touching five of their products at any one time without realizing unless you know very well where everything you buy comes from

that’s a megacorporation

and it’s bad, todd

WE LIVE IN AN OLIGOPOLIC KLEPTOPLUTOCRACY AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE

we care, it’s just hard to spell

cryoverkiltmilk:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

geekandmisandry:

Alienate Nazis from your content. Make them feel like it is not for them and is explicit in working against them. Whatever ways we can make Nazis feel socially unsafe and unwelcome on the basis of being Nazis is a good deed done.

reminder that nazis aren’t allowed to enjoy my posts

Get the fuck off my blog if you’re a Nazi or a Nazi apologist or think that we need to reach out to them