Silver Tongue

techtonicactivity:

spintowin:

she’s out there making owl noises

who

“dude”

scoobydoomistakes:

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“like seriously, gang”

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“i know we’re running for our lives ‘n’ all…”

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“…but, like, what if what we’re running from is ourselves?

“duuuuude.”

aegipan-omnicorn:

facebook-reality:

tvheadfalls:

tvheadfalls:

what i wanna know is how captcha technology went from having to type in a barely readable code, to just. clicking a button. how does this tell you im not a robot. can robots Not press the big funky button

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I know this is a shitpost but just in case you don’t know, it actually tracks the way the cursor moves. Bots can click it instantly and moving in a perfectly straight line, people take a few milliseconds to react and move the mouse imperfectly. If the computer’s still not sure whether you’re a human or not, it makes you do the 3x3 photo grid thing I never seem to get right

Humans best feature: our wiggles.

intergalactic-dorks:

intergalactic-dorks:

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

eliciaforever:

kedreeva:

eliciaforever:

I’m not gonna bother battling a post with hundreds of thousands of notes

but

Deviantart does not sell your art to third parties

That post you’ve seen is a huge mess

It’s been fact checked to death

It circles around every so often I’ve probably seen it ten times at this point

You’re fine

Your art is fine

Professionals have used that site for years and years and still use it without any issue. I’ve used it. The only reason I stopped using it was because I got tired of harassment but that’s not Deviantart’s fault.

Deviantart lets you limit sharing. It lets you sell prints. It has a huge amount of flexibility. It allows you to watermark your art. Deviantart is a perfectly fine alternative for artists and fanartists.

Honestly, Elicia wouldn’t give 1 (one) corn chip to a site that is up to something sneaky, so if she says it’s good that’s all I need to know.

My main issue with that post going around about the Hot Topic art theft is that it isn’t actually theft. The DA post is a fake, and the art itself was officially licensed.

That doesn’t mean you don’t still have risks—as with any site, you should protect your art. But the third party boogeyman is Tumblr hysteria. Deviantart DOES sell your art, yes, but it’s only to people you choose to sell it to in the form of prints if you choose to license your art that way.

manie-sans-delire-x:

darkestelemental616:

todaysbird:

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crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

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freshest-tittymilk:

lividlovers:

thedreadcreampuff:

ejacutastic:

bellygangstaboo:

“we don’t really know how this stuff affects people” are you serious? TAKE WOMEN SERIOUSLY AND YOU WOULD.

honestly this illustrates perfectly the ridiculous importance of men standing up for women.

“this reblog is flagged as explicit”

guys are so weird sometimes

If someone says “it’s just a joke”, ask them to tell you why the joke is supposed to be funny

They’ll either say “it’s just a joke” repeatedly and louder each time

Or sputter and call you derogatory names

Or fumble over some pathetic explanation that makes no sense

Or if you’re lucky… All of the above