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“ hornsandblackwool:
“ Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
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People like this exist. Interesting.
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this story has a part 2
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THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A...
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“Has anyone posted a female presenting Naples yet?
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What’s wrong with her hand
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Hastyphotoshopitis.
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This website is getting almost dangerously...

facts-i-just-made-up:

enjoymorestuff:

facts-i-just-made-up:

urben911:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Has anyone posted a female presenting Naples yet?

What’s wrong with her hand

Hastyphotoshopitis.

This website is getting almost dangerously sarcastic.

Don’t worry they’re banning sarcasm next because it sounds like “orgasm.”

savage-animal-idiots:

cheesemastergus:

“Where the fuck did you get another gun?!”

The disarmament of Gaylord Blaine’s increasingly improbable arsenal

On the Spot 154 - Red Dead Blaine (x)

IT’S NOT YOUR FAVORITE GUN :[[[

this is like an eric andre skit gone wrong

serenefreakgeek:

thedeadflag:

theconqueeror:

linrenzo:

localstarboy:

Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I’ve ever seen

This really got to me. Like how can y’all just sit there and not do shit but quick to get up over a burger

Not to mention that the only people they showed who did something was a black man and a girl who appears gay/bi (not that it’s okay to assume but y'know) and most of the people who complained about the burgers were white males. Kinda tells you a lot.

Fawzia Mirza is a lesbian, for sure (she was there on location by coincidence). She was on Her Story and, and was in another lesbian movie this year called Signature Move (it’s got lesbians and wrestling) 

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

chaosauxilatrix:

italeteller:

wheel-skellington:

the-x-button:

holdonearmbar:

sketchiedetails:

trilllizard666:

wheel-skellington:

the-x-button:

wheel-skellington:

the-x-button:

the-x-button:

imma be real here

piranha plant is legitimately a better addition to smash than fire-fighting starter pokemon #48320

i have just been informed that incineroar, the fucking pokemon thats based on wrestlers, knows a bunch of wrestling and fighting attacks, looks like this

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and is constantly seen in wrestling ring

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is not fire-fighting, but fire-dark

hes dark type because hes a heel

a what

in professional wrestling a heel is a wrestler acting as the villain, being rude and underhanded

in fact incineroar is called the Heel Pokemon

badguy wrestler

think more Stone Cold or Brock Lesnar rather than John Cena

He’s meant to draw the ire of the audience

If he isn’t getting under your skin he’s doing a bad job

Dark is Evil in Japan, therefore he is a Fire Evil type.

Also you could go further into wrestling terminalogy and say that the heel usually gets the heat of the babyface and then the babyface makes a comeback.

He’s the big heel of the pokemon universe, and he’s based off of one the most popular Japanese Junior heavyweights of all time’s arch rival the Black Tiger.

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this is so dumb hes still based on wrestlers

wrestling is very much not fighting tho

If you wanna go really meta, the whole pokemon community was so done with fire/fighting types, especially after getting a break in the form of Braixen, that seeing Incineroar made everybody go apeshit

And then he was revealed to be a dark type instead of fighting

He was designed to make you mad from day 1

In other words, he’s a heel in a meta sense as well.

chancethereaper:

tinyrats:

thor ragnarok came out a year ago but i think we havent talked enough about how genuinely funny it is that loki tried to put his father, the ruler of asgard and protector of the 9 realms, in a fucking retirement center in new york city, or the fact that the minute loki tried to find odin at said fucking retirement center, its immediately demolished and his delusional elderly god-father is now on the loose anywhere in the galaxy 

Or how when loki was posing as Odin he crafted a whole holiday dedicated to himself complete with a dramatization of his own death and how when he landed on sakaar he like immediately started planning on seducing the grandmaster just so he could kill him and then take over sakaar as his grieving widow every single scene with loki in it in ragnarok is a comedic masterpiece

loki in ragnarok is a million times better than loki in any other film

sexisbetterthancake:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:

lesbian2-d:

pamelaislee:

nam-joo:

pamelaislee:

thesmallestonewasme:

pamelaislee:

vamplre:

pamelaislee:

Lily from Hannah Montana was clearly a lesbian and her being straightwashed was one of the greatest acts of lesbophobia I’ve ever witnessed

sam from icarly????

a moment of silence for another iconic lesbian that was tragically straightwashed

coincidence that these girls were the same character archetype as maya hart? i think not.

we have stumbled upon a conspiracy it seems

jade from victorious

Miranda Sanchez from Lizzie McGuire

Kelsie from high school musical…

Harper from Wizards of Waverly Place

Characters like this contributed to the comp het I felt so bad because I saw myself in them and they’d hate boys at first and then eventually fall in love with them and I thought that’s what would happen to me. So yeah it’s a problem and all the straight people in the notes can shut up thanks

i feel like sam is bi but her twin sister is 100% a lesbian

thepbf:

“Harlot’s Web” written with @benevolentspung (uncensored version on site: http://pbfcomics.com/comics/harlots-web/)

blackggggum:

how to make a ghost sandwich