live action lion king spoiler alert
Sorry I haven’t been posting guys, got a lot on my plate. Also! Reminder that while TPG will continue to update on Tumblr for the time being, people leaving can find me also on Twitter, Tapastic, Webtoons, Instagram and Facebook! Click the links!
Guess we’re all gunna have to be horny on LinkedIn now.
- Great at multitasking
- Proficient in PowerPoint
- Show me that diiiiick
- A real team player
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
NOPE
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.Wait.
Day 2, Dotty is still too sexy for tumblr and they are holding her hostage
Day 3
tumblr is still holding Dotty hostage, the power of her sex appeal is too strong
Day 4 and Dotty is still trapped in sexy jail
Tumblr just send me the ransom already jesus christ
Day 5, she’s still locked
I’m pretty convinced they just skipped over her and she’ll be stuck like this forever. Good job, tumblr.
Day 6, losing hope that they’ll ever even look at it because it’s furry
Day 7, they still apparently can’t tell if this is porn or not
#FreeDotty2018
If I hit 2 weeks I’m contacting them and if that still does nothing after 2 weeks then… Fuck, I don’t know, tumblr would have proven themselves unreliable and too dysfunctional to allow me to keep posting content in a timely manner.
Good fucking job, tumblr, you’re proving day after day how impossible it is for even SFW artists to use this trash site any more
