The team is walking onto a ship.
Bard: I’d like to Sense Motive on the plank.
DM: … Okay?
Bard: It’s a 19! What’s it thinking?
DM: The plank is silently judging the party’s footwear.
why don’t wizards on trial have the option to consent to veritaserum? like I get that it’s illegal to force it on someone and that’s cool, but why not have it as an option for people who are testifying that they’re innocent? like wouldn’t that just make sense? you have a potion that can prove 100% if someone’s telling the truth, but instead of using it you just lock innocent people in soul-sucking prison forever? would it just make wizard court tv too boring if half the cases were solved in like two minutes?
For serious tho
For Sirius tho…
Because wizards are incredibly stupid.
idk if men know this but
if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.
so many fucking men in the comments saying “guess i haven’t ever had consensual sex then lol”
yeah. you haven’t, you rapist fucking creep
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