Silver Tongue

bludragongal:

i don’t really know why i made this or why it was on my mind today but here it is i hope you like it 

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(obvious disclaimer about how if it isn’t hurting anyone, then what’s the harm)

gahdamnpunk:

Is this the..Hallmark cinematic universe??

beetledrink:

comicshans:

slimydad:

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

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shout out to what is, in my humble opinion, my only good post

darling-child-tisarwat:
“ doombrigade:
“ cybirdpunk:
“legends only
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It’s real.
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thorodinson:

There’s a great moment in the film where he realizes he’s worthy without the hammer and has power without that thing. It’s all in that line, “what are you, you’re not the God of Hammers”. And then there was one part where Odin talks about it, it’s not in the film, but he goes “you know we only gave you that hammer to help you control your powers because you were so useless you kept on blowing up the furniture and electrocuting the staff. You couldn’t control it so we had to give you something to focus it.” I love that image of this little kid, little Thor walking around the palace, like Elsa in Frozen. — Taika Waititi

captaincrusher:

Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.

The rabbis:

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(Link to tweet here)

t0tsu:

halfstable:

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This is soo bad its good

tanoraqui:

lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief:

randomthingsthatilike123:

words4bloghere:

funnyjoke:

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“Is this per sibling???”

who tf cares? I’d slap all seven of mine for a cold crunchwrap supreme

They would demand a piece of the cut but all my siblings would be insulted if I said no to this much money to slap them

Honestly questions like this are always made by single children. It doesn’t matter how close you are, the answer is inevitably a resounding YES

I would slap my sibling if a random person in the street suggested it. For genuinely slapping with full strength, I guess, like…$10? $10 for my younger brother, $20 for my older sister.

I would slap both my siblings and then they would slap me and each other. easy 3 mill for all of us

probablybadrpgideas:

mythcreantsblog:

Sure, most old-timey currency didn’t come in base ten but also your players will riot if you ask them to do money conversions in anything else.

At the beginning of each session, roll a d100 to see what base money is in today!

Bonus points- Roll separately for each coin.