Silver Tongue

chosentreat-fr:

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Dragon standards are Low

furbearingbrick:

spaceraptor:

queermachmir:

“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’”
–Barbara Alice Mann

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retroactivebakeries:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)

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#dude you know how exfoliating that must be#these dogs are goddamn smooth as hell

dillyt:

striders:

striders:

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being ignored in my moment of absolute CRISIS

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me and the dispute specialist both sitting in silence after i tell him that the customer wants to dispute some “adult purchases” and the dispute specialist looks at the attachment and goes “aw gross” and we both realize that the other knows what the word “ahegao” means

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the-haiku-bot:

katywritesbooks:

suzukimana597:

kat-snow2613:

jawnwats:

prismatic-bell:

cj-amused:

tenoko1:

evildorito:

onewordtest:

trikruwriter:

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

Things I didn’t know

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

Reblog to save a life

Reblog because this is important

I was always told it didnt matter what you put at the end of speech…

I was always told

it didnt matter what you put

at the end of speech…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@rosexknight

arty-cakes:

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sometimes if i get to a boss battle i’ll switch to the ghost skin. its like switching teammates

and if i meet a really gross boss then:

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emilylorange:

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For #StudyBuddies we did (non-spoiler) screenshots from the new game Stray

vikingofficial:

zhanadvega:

neshamama:

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Someone spot this guy???

yeah he’s under the barbell

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