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unfunny people when they talk to someone funny: ARE YOU ON DRUGS WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU TAKING LMAO

thehufflepuffshuffle:

thehufflepuffshuffle:

OH MY GOD

p-nim:

ween-bean:

pandavalkyrie:

chainsaw-to-the-heart:

piratical-princess:

I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT. 

But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…

Vittorio knows what the ladies like. 

I’m pretty sure that the women in the background of the third picture are looking at a “lewd” painting. They were sometimes kept by upper class homes in the 1800s. They were kept hidden behind a curtain and only viewed for *ahem* “recreational purposes”. So basically, those ladies are looking at porn while their friend blithely humours Bouffant McShinypants.

This dude was an art god at 2 things:

1. Satin

1. Ladies leaning on a chair making a “can you believe this shit?” face

and I’m here to admire both

This looks like the same group of ladies who are constantly chilling laughing at men I love it

sovonight:

that’s one big eye

buzzfeed:

don’t forget to drink some water, y’all.

kidzbopdeathgrips:

jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people

american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really self-righteous about it. right jesus?

just-a-john-doe:

Remember back when Tumblr’s biggest threat was Erica the game developer trying to make everyone try out her game? She was the OG spam bot queen.

lilobears:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

There’s such a viscerally Fae energy that stems from dissociating in a grocery store early in the morning as Christmas music plays in the background