Silver Tongue

eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like “oh your thumb is 1.8” so that eel must be 8 inches"

so i went and measured my thumb and yeah it’s 1.8 inches long

what the fuck

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i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking reply i’ve ever gotten on one of my posts

soft-petal:

I want to be a creature that lives in the forest and never has to talk to anyone and I want to sleep on the moss and watch rain drop on the leaves

metradell-vyorei:

quackmom:

Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”

“I don’t know your name but I know how many dicks you’ve sucked and seen your asshole, you said you were feeling sad so I wanted to check in on you”

renrink:

looking into your eyes makes them doki doki

Kpop fans will survive the purge because all the photos are so whitewashed tumblr won’t recognize them as flesh tones
scottbaiowulf:
“ Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it
”

scottbaiowulf:

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

snekplay:

chibi-blue-scapula:

vaspider:

patrickat:

timemachineyeah:

the sad thing is is tumblr thought they had to monetize through ads, so they had to do this so they could get reputable advertisers, but

like

if they had just hired some people to actually cultivate a good website and then asked us how we’d like the site monetized? we could have come up with something

on NPR today they were talking to The Guardian, the UK paper. Asking one of their execs how it is, exactly, in the era of dying print media, The Guardian stays afloat without charging to access their online content. 

And they explained that when it became clear that the industry was irreversibly changing, they asked thousands of their readers to come in over the course of a weekend and sat them down in groups and asked what they would like the revenue model to look like going forward, keeping in mind that the paper would still need to bring in a profit somehow. The overwhelming response was “I am willing to pay for this to be free for everyone”. So The Guardian is funded by subscribers who pay because they think it’s a worthwhile service, even though all the content is available for free. 

Which is also, incidentally, how things like NPR (and Maximum Fun podcasts) are funded. And how Wikipedia is funded. And how many people run their patreons - no exclusives. You just pay because you want to support the product. It’s how a lot of the best stuff in the internet age is funded.

Other online media (whether it’s patreon or podcasts or video games or w/e) offer tiny inconsequential but fun benefits for paying. Maybe tumblr donors get cute options for frames for their icons. Maybe they get access to extra themes. Pay more on this video game for a fun skin for your character that doesn’t change the gameplay. Pay more on tumblr and you can have animated icons. Something different could’ve been done.

I mean, for us to be willing to pay for it, they’d also need to try to build a functioning website. Something they’ve been royally fucking up for years now. Still no easy blacklist, limited search features, limited privacy features, links breaking everywhere… 

But if @staff had made a real good faith effort to create a good user experience that prevented bots and protected users and then asked us 1) what kind of site we wanted 2) what income model we’d prefer to support, I feel like we could’ve come up with something. 

As it is the site is in a downward spiral and that sucks.

This. Rather than ask users what they want, Tumblr is choosing to tell users what they’re going to get, and if they don’t like it, too bad. And if I want to be dommed, I’ll go back to Fetlifr.

That’s pretty much how LiveJournal was run: a basic account was free, but you could pay for a premium account, which allowed you all kinds of special benefits – extra icon slots, for example, so you could swap your userpic out according to what kind of post you were writing, etc. 

I believe this is also how Dreamwidth prices itself. It would work, if they’d asked us. 

Honestly, sometimes I wonder if the staff is trying to run this website into the ground on purpose. I don’t believe that any money-making corporation can be this stupid. It seems more like malicious incompetence than plain stupidity. There are a thousand different ways to run this website effectively, and somehow none of them are being followed. Why?

Oh, no, money-making corporations are absolutely this stupid. Always. They’re generally focused on money and nothing else; look at all the proprietary streaming sites popping up Bc Netflix worked, and how they’re increasing piracy rates. It’s not malicious, it’s just idiocy.

post-woman:

grandmastattoo:

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

none binary with left titty