greenteafennec:

this was literally the first thing that came to mind

augeauthewaterwizard:

a e s t h e t i c

wanderlukest:

idk why i burst out laughing

princessesaphi:

(thank you ! :))

vegan-vulcan:

Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me

veliseraptor:

taranoire:

have you ever thought about the fact that since thor and loki are like 1000 years old the events of the entire marvel cinematic universe so far has probably been the equivalent of like…..two really, really bad weeks 

#worst. spring break. EVER. (via @gaslightgallows)

punkcandy:

princessmossy:

punkcandy:

iamdoctorpill:

punkcandy:

the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.

Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?

he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster 

Then what did ed do so wrong?

edward was a little bitch

ed refused to drink his milk

warrior-of-the-runes:

moxperidot:

Aries: 004034

Taurus: 004001

Gemini: 003976

Cancer:  003894

Leo: 004056

Virgo: 004223

Libra: 003931

Scorpio: 004095

Sagittarius: 004111

Capricorn: 003912

Aquarius: 004308

Pisces: 004322

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

nintendette:

Pregat = fertile
Pragnet = 1-3 months
Pregnart = 4-5 months
Pregonate = 6-7 months
Pregánte = 8-9 months
Pregananant = overdue

what about gregnant?

redrosebush:

AU where revali’s in Wind Waker

more like:
Let’s fukc with Revali’s Gale because Revali deserves it.