smashbike:

people: wrinkles ugly :/

me, a connesiur of the arts:

klubbhead:

commandtower-solring-go:

charlesoberonn:

roar104:

fiyabwal:

sindri42:

xxxtictacion:

After 5 years it’s super slow

It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles

also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

magicalmystic:

hymnsofheresy:

magicalmystic:

hymnsofheresy:

since technically there is no male and female bc we are all one in Jesus Christ…. would that make our collective nipples “god-presenting”? discuss. 

lydia do you accept constructive criticism on your posts

no. god herself whispered this post into my ear. defying it would be blasphemous.

well in that case

an-apocalypse-of-magpies:

thechickenmagnet:

rasec-wizzlbang:

clittyslickers:

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

what breed of dog is that

titzu

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

azuliet:

Ral, no!!

dark-jack-lancer:

who the fuck is responsible

rasec-wizzlbang:

her health bar is enormous

gangnome:

mutuals if my tumblr gets deleted you can just respawn me by hitting the ~ button, typing player.placeatme and then my base id 

your-url-is-problematic:

churchyardgrim:

“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”

via @deadmomjokes