Silver Tongue

nztsume:

starkeaton:

sepulchritude:

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

the mimes are doing What

Are they… you know… *mimes beating the shit out of someone with a juggling club* a Capricorn?

No, they’re you know… *mimes wand motions* aquarius

alliance-pathfinder:

regurgitation-imminent:

dps: hey i think the tanks dying?

healer: no they’re fine they’re just doing that for attention

Bold of you to assume dps pays attention to anything but themselves

aeritus:
“Some cuties before heading to bed
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aeritus:

Some cuties before heading to bed

nintendoesnt:

nekogiru:

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

WAIT

battleagainstachristmasyopponent:

battleagainstachristmasyopponent:

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JOKER CANONICALLY STOLE THE INVITE

WHO WAS IT ORIGINALLY TO

Master Hand: Okay….. do we have one Bandana Waddle Dee?

Joker, who very clearly is not Bandana Dee: Yo

You fool, he stole waluigis invite

quitoito:

official-daft-punk:

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!
Anonymous

speedilysayler:

peter-my-parkers:

chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces:

w0wls:

blu3-skyy:

images-that-are-only-cursed:

images-that-are-only-cursed:

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

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That shrek one is threatening

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How’d y'all leave out this one?

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skaian-heretic:
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