Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…
The reality is im sure obsidian has been working on their new game for a long while and had absolutely no idea fo76 was even going to launch and definitely had no idea the launch wouldve been such a horrible experience for a big portion of bethesdas customers
But the absolute comedic timing of everything that happened in the timeline of bethesda and fo76: beta deleted self, no refund policy, bag fiasco, releasing info of customers…
Then obsidian just like. Shows up with a new scifi rpg ip thats themed anti-capitalism and retro…ish, right after all that. Like im sure it was absolutely unintentional, they had no idea fo76 was going to bomb, it just, did that. The trailer might not even have had “from the creators of the original fallout/fnv” in it since some obsidian writers have been specifically trying to break away from it but like i just imagine last night somone probably told the video editor after seeing the flank like “hey joe…i have a petty thing i need done…”
obsidian will always be better than bethesda
Lanque is going to be Greed kin. Just look at his (old) troll call.
honestly ive been prepared for lanque to be Just Like Ed (and given the fact that the jadebloods are very….fmab….i think i might still be right) BUT if he’s like fucking ling im going to lose my entire shit (in a good way)
callout post; lanque turned alternia into a giant transmutation circle
Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:
Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use
Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first
Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other
Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them
Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible
Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses
You forgot the most important
I was looking for thos earlier when someone posted it in a discord server. I LOVE the idea of different kinds of relationships between pact holder abd patron.
The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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