chefpyro:

2boats:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I wonder how many open plot threads Steven universe has right now. Like, in total. Cause I can’t remotely keep track anymore.

• lars in space
• who shattered pink diamond
• white diamond? (not addressed)
• lapis fucked off into space with the barn so peridot’s living with steven again (resolved? is that a resolution? on hold?)
• pearl cant talk about certain things for some reason (not addressed)
  
• amethyst’s self-perceived inadequacy (resolved since smokey quartz?)
  
• what caused corruption and how to cure it (on hold?)
• jasper’s corruption (bubbled, on hold?)
  
• bismuth (bubbled, resolved?)
  
• the human zoo (on hold? what, they just gonna leave em all there?)
• who the fuck is the temple fusion (not addressed)
• peridot has never fused (irrelevant?)
  
• what happened to topaz (irrelevant?)

• that big floating ball in the moon base that they focused on but then garnet was like whatev and they fuckin ignored it like you KNOW that thing’s gonna come back in some way
  
• big fuckoff underwater sword??? last seen in EPISODE TWENTY SIX of SEASON ONE

@chefpyro excuse me but what bigass underwater sword are you talking about?

it probably was part of the temple that broke off

chefpyro:

Why did Dark Souls ever have a reputation as a hard game. This has been so easy. Have I just gotten good at it? I guess I did put 60+ hours into the first one

because people dont learn from their mistakes.

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: The forest is dark, but you’re all elves, so the woods feel like a second home

Fighter: “Wait, if we’re all elves…”

Cleric: “Yep.”

Fighter: “Then who’s driving the cart?”

jitterbugjive:

timing

patrickat:

anarchy-and-asoiaf:

selbstkritik:

:)))

[Tweet: If you’re uncomfortable calling a person “they” but comfortable calling them “it”, your problem isn’t a linguistic one.]

Friendly reminder that even in this economy, it costs literally zero dollars to use people’s correct name and pronouns.

wattpadfic:

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

Originally posted by courtnywhitmore

bogleech:

fireandlifeincarnate:

“hey, what if tumblr mobile sneakily pushed out a mobile update showing you stuff that people you follow like, you know, just like twitter’s thing that most people hate and find invasive. also what if it was automatically switched on”

Years ago I literally joked about tumblr putting your “likes” on people’s dashes and the comments were full of horrified “DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS” because a lot of people like posts they wouldn’t actually want to share.

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

marauders70s:

notjustalittledead:

remusmoopin:

so ur telling me that former death eaters can become ministry workers head masters and teachers who are constantly around children but a werewolf cant keep a job??? lol okay 

actual nazis in politics but people have a problem with gay people teaching their children

when fiction isn’t so fictional

@lycaanroc

ceruleanfuckup:

fatale-distraction:

anarcho-bulbasaurism:

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

“Jackie did I give you my keys?”
“idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”

arosu-sama:

Lola: It’s just a hunch, but I think she’s enjoying this.