prettykikimora:

These news programs think they’re slick all the time writing the number out long form rather than like 22.2 billion to make it seem like this impossible inconceivable number at first glance but then you realize we spend 22 billion every couple weeks on things that kill people.

himbofisher:

gertritude-art:

trans-to-trans communication

whollyunnecessary:

pincspace:

Moche necklace with gold beads in the shape of toads (1-800 AD) | Museo Larco – Lima, Peru

@fabricatedgeek

nehirose:

anotherhawk:

writing-prompt-s:

In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.

And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.

I laughed UNREASONABLY hard over this.

sadtirist:

training

pinkmanthedog:

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????

banishedquasiroyal:

i think dave strider is agender but doesn’t figure that out until he’s like…spent several years chilling. probably fucks around and uses neopronouns briefly. flips out after discovering that skirts actually look GREAT on them. eventually just does weird sb&hj stuff while dressed as a retrofuture milf. yknow. as one does

pigeongay:

someone posted this on a pigeon facebook group and i am losing my mind

So i experienced my first rage quit today.