hi my name is Smugperson Arttutorial and today ill teach you how to draw the human figure. first lets compare the male (left) and female (right) skeletons
as you can see men typically have no hips whatsoever while women have giant baby bearing baby birthing infant carrying pregnancy accomodating child holding wide thick round wide wide-set h
Whoa this is really good????!!! However, as an artist I think it’s very important to learn to draw realistic characters from side, too. So, here:
I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
“Verifiable fact” 😭😂
I’d PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.
I’ve read that it’s a known phenomenon, where a woman is hired or promoted into a position after the project has become a guaranteed disaster, so she takes the fall.
>tumblr’s usership declines as bloggers flock to pillowfort. tumblr is bought from Verizon from an “Private party” for a fraction of what Yahoo! initially paid for it
>pillowfort announces early 2019 the beta is over and membership will be free
>servers go down for a few hours to prepare for the new influx
>new and old users cheer as it goes online once more
>they finally log in
>black screen
>drums play
>”HIYA!”
>”Hey! You! You’re finally awake! You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us! And that thief over there!”
>goes as normal until character creation, during which Todd thanks everyone for supporting the kickstarter or donating to paypal to fund The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2
>everyone goes back to tumblr in a panic
>Bethesda Game Studio logo where the tumblr “t” used to be
infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical
Loki survives by being disguised as one of the tesseract and Thanos has just been shaking his duplicate
infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
