byordinarymeans:

theonion:

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,” I would ask. “Is it worth it?”

I cant believe its been 4 years

kniferoom8a:

there really was a pesterlog that was just like

DIRK: so you write fanfiction of us?
CALLIOPE: ..yes..
DIRK: is there romance?
CALLIOPE: uh…. yes….h..
DIRK: May I Read It

little-scribblers-heart:

musingsofahistorymajor:

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

garbagegold:

itskyalenotkyle:

Your money declined 😭😂😂

This guy makes some real Twilight Zone shit I swear.

axeystuff:

rasec-wizzlbang:

vedajuno:

rasec-wizzlbang:

what does this mean

it’s a bot and we both just failed the turing test

the turing test was never made to account for people becoming more bot-like

Blade Runner but instead of asking about overturned tortoises they just show replicants this image

puertohurraco:

borzboy:

slimetony:

electricbreeze:

slimetony:

slimetony:

Since Christian isn’t on tumblr anymore can i just screenshot his tweets for notes without repercussions 

anyone that finds either OP or gotitforcheap funny or reblogs them unironically should be bulldozed into a mass grave

At least have the decency to look me in the eyes when you kill me you coward

lesbevvy:

:o :0 and :O all have very different meanings in my head but i cant articulate them

:o =interesting
:0 = weh
:O = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

mostlymovies:

Mars Attacks!
Directed by Tim Burton (1996)