Silver Tongue

toxicglooo:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

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emmaubler:
“ memehumor:
“Ultimate bamboozle
”
I could cry a little
”

emmaubler:

memehumor:

Ultimate bamboozle

I could cry a little

theshoulderoforion:

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh:

blackqueerblog:

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The look on everyone’s faces - esp. Justin Trudeau’s - PRICELESS!!

Can’t believe tumblr didn’t flag this boob.

Why is it that Mexico and Canada have great looking presidents and ours looks like a used car salesman in a big and tall suit? He should be impeached based solely on how ugly he is. What an embarrassment on all levels.

cassandraooc:
“Finally finished my piece for the @roxzinefanzine !!! I could probably keep tweaking adn working on it forever but I have a lot of projects to do, AND I really want to post it for Rose and Roxy’s bday, so I’m gonna let it be finished....

cassandraooc:

Finally finished my piece for the @roxzinefanzine !!! I could probably keep tweaking adn working on it forever but I have a lot of projects to do, AND I really want to post it for Rose and Roxy’s bday, so I’m gonna let it be finished. I’m really, really happy with how it turned out. Been doing some experiments with realism and it’s not perfect but I do like it a lot. Plus, it was a fun concept and fun to play with.
Anyway, enjoy!

zooophagous:

rochasaurus:

sorairo-deizu:

My ancestors are smiling at me @staff. Can you say the same?

“Captain, what should we do? He’s not an NSFW artist.”
“Forget the list. He goes to the block.“
“By your orders captain… I’m sorry we’ll make sure your remains are returned to Deviant Art.“

@elisabluh

aqua-cultured:

mvtk42:

weavemama:

weavemama:

weavemama:

rich people paid 100k to go to trump’s 1 year anniversary party and he’s not gonna even be there because he has to stay in DC to deal with the government shutdown

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some rich people even paid 250k to sit at the same dinner table as trump……… 

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this is like dashcon but for the super rich power elites I’m screaming

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this is like fyre festival but

oh so much better

durbikins:

captainsnoop:

durbikins:

captainsnoop:

                        • hey guys whats up

how’d you make a blank post?

                        • you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

please tell me

maigredoll:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Well when life gives you citrons and oranges

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starswarss:

satan works fast, but marvel gif creators work faster.

omfgshefuckinded:

vivienvalentino:

the same people who scream “I’m leaving, this is the final straw” every time staff fucks up are here five minutes later shitposting spongebob memes. let’s be real you were here through the porn bots apocalypse, you gonna be here through the titty prohibition. 

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