land-of-birds-and-comics:

land-of-birds-and-comics:

god i just found this again while folder cleaning

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one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same

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one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck

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get on his fucking level, mickey

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garrettshunk:

your name but with the first letter of your url in front of it

gunnyryan:

just-shower-thoughts:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

pep-squad-lizzie:

actualpirateking:

not only do i want the penguins NOT to visit the white house this year, i also want them to give the most thinly veiled excuses possible when asked. like oh, sorry we can’t be at the white house… sidney’s got a cold… tanger is washing his hair that day… geno just forgot how to speak english… not that we’d expect his russian to be too much trouble for the current white house staff, but all the same, 

oh my god wait this post is about hockey

feistyfrank:

where is the justice

My teacher just compared abortion to holocaust. And most people in my class agreed that abortion is a definite no. And I just...I'm so angry, I don't understand how people can think like that
Anonymous

profeminist:

profeminist:

Hi there - I hear ya! As the saying goes, “DON’T GET ME STARTED”

ON THE 100% HYPOCRISY AND MISOGYNY OF THE “PRO LIFE” MOVEMENT:

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More info:

National Abortion Federation: http://prochoice.org/

NARAL: http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Planned Parenthood: https://istandwithpp.org/facts

The links above from the original post are breaking, here are fresh links!

National Abortion Federation: http://prochoice.org/

NARAL: http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Planned Parenthood: https://istandwithpp.org/facts

rottenface:
“ It sneaks into your house at 2AM and steals your pods!!
I couldn’t get the idea of podbreon out of my head im sorry Q w Q
((be safe and dont actually eat em, okay?))
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rottenface:

It sneaks into your house at 2AM and steals your pods!!

I couldn’t get the idea of podbreon out of my head im sorry Q w Q

((be safe and dont actually eat em, okay?))

rottenface:
“ It will clean your stuff for you and be happy to do so
i….cant stop thinking about podreon
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rottenface:

It will clean your stuff for you and be happy to do so

i….cant stop thinking about podreon

didi-ma:
“Banjo Kazooie it’s a great game!
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didi-ma:

Banjo Kazooie it’s a great game!