Silver Tongue

durbikins:

The tumblr to twitter follower exchange rate is 1 twitter follower for every 1000 tumblr followers

tamascotchi:

the reason stories and art exist is because, when pushed for answers that dont exist, the human soul is all but forced to just start making stuff up. whatever comes out is shaped by our experiences the same way play dough squeezed out of different objects with holes of varying size and shape would come out differently from each object when it is pushed out. im making all of this up right now but it makes sense dont it? thats art. freshly squeezed right out of my experiences babey

paranoidgemsbok:

paranoidgemsbok:

THIS JUST IN TUMBLR IS MORE PURITAN THAN 1896

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HHGHRHNSJGFDKJGNDFKJGMNDF IM OGNNAN HAVE A FUCKING ANEURYSM 

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chefpyro:

I’ve been on Tumblr for 7 years at this point so it really is a testament to the garbage quality of this site that I have no emotional attachment whatsoever

commander-ledi:

mmorpg things:

  • the sexual tension between you and the other player completing same questline
  • jumping as valid form of communication
  • urge to wear the butt ugly Rare and/or Old retired gear to show that you are better than everyone else
  • the cryptids that are players who have hit the level cap but their character looks like walking shitpost
  • having to complete missions in middle of place where some people are roleplaying very seriously and u just feel like janitor cleaning stage in middle of play rehearsal as you try to do ur work and move on asap
  • the odd mildly nostalgic feeling of being high level player and watching obviously new players playing the game for first time

jparedes1969:

ginatrivia:

littlesoldierbucky:

sagansense:

feelcompassion:

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Dont forget the child in the manger had to flee with his unwed mother and her boyfriend to another country. As a refugee.

Look up “Jose y Maria” by Everett Patterson

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José y María , by Everett Patterson.

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

wow this algorithm sucks ass. my OC as a child with a mareep? porn. my OC getting a huge shlong in her face? not porn. gj staff you did it again

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yeah you’d like to fuckin know wouldn’t you. I know it’s you, staff, you won’t take me alive