Silver Tongue

war-lesbian:

blasster:

war-lesbian:

war-lesbian:

“Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.

Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that

Do you want us to say Wiln’t

no mr bond i expect you to die

zeldagirl19:

This is such a mood

catkindness:

Blind Justice

renniequeer:

My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”

Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”

My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

scene before movie climax:

lightsintheskye:

doubletranquility:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

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My favorite movie.

amy-rory-melody:

vaginaboiwithabowtie:

Dobby’s first and last words.

You know what fuck this gifset

lesbiskammerat:
“ lenaluthorapologist:
“ What the fuck.
And trump is supposed to be hitler?
Lol
What are you people anymore?
The borg?
”
Yeah
”

lesbiskammerat:

lenaluthorapologist:

What the fuck.

And trump is supposed to be hitler?

Lol

What are you people anymore?

The borg?

Yeah

unlimited-nice-works:

this should be punishable by death

lesbiskammerat:

sexhaver:

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me when im very good at political analysis

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