yourplayersaidwhat:

Wizard: I spend years studying all fields of magic!

Bard: You spend years studying all fields of magic but apparently not actual fields!

Wizard: … I was sick that day…

foxyfandoms:

adayinthelifeofsomething:

pajamaslam:

god all american kids cartoons really do have that one outstandingly scary episode no matter what do u guys fucking remember this

Repressed it until now! Thanks!

Courage the Cowardly Dog was an experiment in making a show that was 80% those episodes and 20% oddly well done animation-as-art projects.

geekandmisandry:

space-finally:

Things both bisexuals and asexuals are, appearantly:

1) gay and in denial

2) straight and looking for attention

Schrodinger’s Queer

partykris:

morwytch:

cephalotodd:

cephalotodd:

“good intrusive thoughts” i know you all get your entire scientific education off random tumblr posts but please for the love of god read even just one psych paper. im begging

or even just take an english class. “intrusive” means you don’t want them. they’re unwelcome. they can NEVER be fun or quirky or funny because by definition they are unsettling, unwelcome, and INTRUSIVE. jesus fucking christ 

Maybe there should be an alternate term for thoughts that randomly show up in your mind but they’re actually good??

Idk what they’d be called, but. Who knows.

theyre called thoughts

amtrax:

eighteenish:

zzariyo:

Uhhh can we please talk about Mipha’s alternate design??? CUZ UMMMM i’m in love????

Nintendo you cowards

LIONFISH ZORA LIONFISH ZORA LIONFISH ZORA!!!!

call-me-arty:

afniel:

moneyes:

tiredngay:

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

we vote.

We vote.

We vote.

kumateddi:

actual artemis fowl book fans @ artemis: stinky

movie: no!! don’t be mean!

literally anyone who’s read the books: stinky bastard man

movie: No!!!!!!!

eoin colfer himself: naughty boy. brat child

movie, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rachywritessomething:

worldsworstfather:

god creating me without fangs, eyes that glow in the dark, claws, wings, horns or the ability to unhinge my jaw:

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
“No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.