partywithponies:

100-lbs-of-salt:

ok so Ron says he doesn’t like spiders because when he was 3 the twins turned his teddy bear into a spider right? the twins are only 2 years older than Ron, which means they were FIVE YEARS OLD when they did this and I’m just??????? like they were five and they didn’t even have WANDS and they managed to deliberately turn a bear into a spider???? even if they managed to steal a wand from their siblings or parents that’s a really tricky bit of transfiguration and at age five most kids are just doing uncontrolled magic….. like TBH in my opinion Fred and George had more innate talent than the trio combined but they just wanted to chill and do pranks and I respect tf out of that

They INVENTED enough charms and potions to open an entire shop dedicated to them when they were still in their teens. They were quite possibly the most talented young wizards of their time, and instead of using their incredible abilities for good or for evil, they used them for jokes. True chaotic neutral.

dont forget that their most popular export was a hat that has a minor shield spell but is too subtle to detect. They managed to create a magical item that is difficult to detect and provides enough protection from basic offensive spells that the ministry ordered hundreds for their aurors

goopy-amethyst:

iapislazuli:

goopy-amethyst:

Black + Green: Radioactive
Black + Blue: Futuristic
Black + Red: Edgy
Black + Yellow: ???

according to all known laws of aviation, 

day by day I regret making this post

black and yellow is usually biohazard

hotcommunist:

dont be fooled, these are clearly kelpies

jumpingjacktrash:

rosslynpaladin:

dingo-the-dog:

emile8:

shoujocowboy:

tiptoe39:

avpdkicking:

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

How about the assumption that everyone’s just being polite and any minute now they’re going to snap and let you know how awful you are

Everyone who reblogs this post, please read about the psychological phenomena of Childhood Emotional Neglect.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah them’s the signs of deprivation or abuse. Be safe dear friends and get help. You deserve to be happy.

please note that your parents needn’t have been bad or cruel for you to have this problem. mine were ‘absent’ in that my dad was incredibly stressed out at all times (he worked in weapons technology during the cold war, and there was no such thing as a psychologist with a high enough security clearance to understand his troubles, even if he’d realized he needed help) and my mom was chronically ill. so even though they loved me very much, and validated and supported me as much as they could, i understood that i could end up facing down a sea of troubles solo at any time, because they simply were not capable of being there for me as much as i needed.

thanks to their love and good life lessons, i didn’t quite fully internalize the assumption that i was really doing something wrong at all times. but it was an axiom of my existence that i could be blamed for something, or run afoul of someone’s bad mood or bad behavior, or be misinformed, or in general something could be going wrong right now and i was not guaranteed to have any good options.

the illusion of a just world was shattered for me at a very young age. on the one hand, that’s good because the just world fallacy is the root of all evil. but on the other, the existential horror of knowing that justice is fake can be really fucking hard for a 9-year-old to deal with.

tl;dr: if this sounds like you, but your parents weren’t abusive, don’t dismiss it out of hand. if your parents tried their best but it wasn’t enough, the results can be the same.

turing-tested:

i have a mspfa up about dirk going on a roadtrip to see roxy and getting a very special message from a very special someone if. anyone wants to read it (and then tell me if u like it)

just-shower-thoughts:

Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there’s something cool to see.

theultimatecomicmovielover:

ART By: Brian Kesinger Instagram/Imgur links 

zer0square:

piano-bee:

sobeitjayt:

Never leave your neck exposed

Cinematic masterpiece

scott pilgram get on this level

kingvader needs his own tv show