Silver Tongue

megapope:

kropotkindersurprise:

November 26 2018 - A student in Colorado finds out what happens when you come to school wearing an SS uniform. [video]

racist macaulay culkin

onion-souls:

noblewing:

onion-souls:

No but seriously, as fun as Toddposting is, we really need to drag Pete Hines

You guys gonna drag their janitor too? Might as well, you’ve been dragging everyone else even remotely associated with Bethesda.

He’s Bethesda’s Senior Vice President of Global Marketing and Communications

Drag Todd for the skyrim files in 76. Drag Pete for everything involving the collectors edition

onion-souls:

noblewing:

onion-souls:

No but seriously, as fun as Toddposting is, we really need to drag Pete Hines

You guys gonna drag their janitor too? Might as well, you’ve been dragging everyone else even remotely associated with Bethesda.

He’s Bethesda’s Senior Vice President of Global Marketing and Communications

stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr:

bumbleshark:

sneakyfeets:

a-perplexing-puzzle:

sneakyfeets:

pipersgay:

step one: 

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artemis fowl movie:

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failed step one

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

The casting call described him as what now

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last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

Oh goddamn it.

pancakeke:
“ pancakeke:
“ the-cadence-of-yellow:
“ pancakeke:
“ thekilleropekui:
“ pancakeke:
“this covers the hole but it’s really obstructive and ruins the aesthetic of the bowl
I’m considering making a decoy bowl now
”
All cats ruin the aesthetics...

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

the-cadence-of-yellow:

pancakeke:

thekilleropekui:

pancakeke:

this covers the hole but it’s really obstructive and ruins the aesthetic of the bowl
I’m considering making a decoy bowl now

All cats ruin the aesthetics if it doesn’t revolve around them.

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related: aesthetic cat bed that has only been used 2 times in the past 2 years. they prefer to sleep in Amazon boxes

@pancakeke you should put the amazon box inside the aesthetic cat bed. Maybe they’ll be more inclined to use it that way

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if this works I will lose my damn mind

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

GREAT News!

slumbermancer:

terratheterror:

slumbermancer:

terratheterror:

relishboi:

slumbermancer:

All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.

fucking finally

fyi: this is about ALL gorillas. if you’re gonna be near one, wear a rubber suit

PLEASE do not spread misinfo on my posts. 

Thunder magic is SOUND-based. It is NOT lightning magic. The rubber will not save you UNLESS it is designed to be sound-proof. 

Bring earplugs if you must, but please be aware this will hurt a gorilla’s feelings.

my apologies. i will refrain from assuming in the future.

y’all reblog this post with the right info!

Thank you for making things right.

skarchomp:
“ mahboi:
“The best insult you can call someone is reading all these names at once
” ”

skarchomp:

mahboi:

The best insult you can call someone is reading all these names at once

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