stephanemiroux:

liberalsarecool:

phroyd:

Quite Correct!

#TrumpShitholeShutdown

Phroyd

How many people have failed as much, and as consistently, as Trump? #TrumpShutdown

jestre:

veryderpypizza:

Enemy Junkrat: *uses ultimate*

Teammates that haven’t destroyed a single tire all game: Oh no everyone run befo–!

Me, playing support, taking a long drag from cigarette having accepted my fate: Relax. It’s coming for me.

QP in a nutshell.

bandanawaddledee:

UM

oh

wizardscience:

us government asleep, post skipping baguette child

rainbowcloversandwhalechickens:

some human kiddos for ur consideration

my-little-ninja:

dicktator-cain:

my-little-ninja:

shitpostingintenseifies:

my-little-ninja:

dokis-for-days:

Even the language barrier doesn’t stop me from knowing the chat is both laughing at him and saying “NOOOOO” at the same time.

is that twelve and a half hours on a timer or is it Noon/Midnight on a clock?

That is

12 hours

Oh god

Yep, that’s twelve hours of progress lost. And you can see the exact moment his soul is screaming.

The sheer anguish is painful to look upon

uselessundertalefacts:

>tfw Papyrus is so brutal that Undyne is horrified by him

This is inaccessible because the game forgets whether or not you’ve been captured once you get past Papyrus but you can see it if you edit your save file.

palbuddypoe:

any drawing of ned chicane that doesn’t include this hat is not canon

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

gamzeeismyboyfriend:

definitely !! !