Silver Tongue

pyronoid-d:

Hot take but we should really be holding games publishers more accountable for things like “deliberately misrepresenting and misselling the product and its collectors edition goodies or completely failing to inform buyers of changes in scope and production”, and “causing a child gambling epidemic in the UK by putting gambling mechanics, that would feel out of place even in a free to play game, in $60 licensed titles”

nylaporp:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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Him: “tyranny is any time a government overreaches, and controls a life too much.” 

Interviewer: “..like slavery??”

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I’M LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF. THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A IDIOT

filibusterfrog:
“seraphim
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barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

waitineedaname:

my favorite mbmbam thing is when Travis says something completely buck wild and there’s a beat of silence before one of the others goes “Travis?” and he just pleasantly goes “mhm?”

adurot:
“tomhollandhollaatme:
“ kelslk-art:
“I bet Girl Scouts would set up shop in front of stark tower bc they know the avengers are an easy sell
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THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE LITERALLY EVER SEEN EVER
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My favorite thing is when they set up...

adurot:

tomhollandhollaatme:

kelslk-art:

I bet Girl Scouts would set up shop in front of stark tower bc they know the avengers are an easy sell

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE LITERALLY EVER SEEN EVER

My favorite thing is when they set up outside magic/game tournaments at the comic shop.

Thor pays in asgardian gold

curiooftheheart:

queen-of-dirt:

moth-mobile:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

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This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

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Damn you’re right

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

when-in-doubt-sing:

livenudebigfoot:

chaos-ensuing:

minervafloofderg:

minervafloofderg:

One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.

The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry who’s into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current president’s reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)

Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good

Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and anime
Tumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type

I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.

The tumblr personal data algorithm, trying to make sense of the hot mess that is my blog:

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Originally posted by usedpimpa