look at this freaking exit dialog i got
“So-and-so identity I’m prejudiced against is gonna use up all the LGBT resources!” like this is fuckin Age of Empires II or some shit
Reblog if you can’t build any more castles or upgrade your longbowmen because some sneaky asexuals are camping on all the wood and stone
Okay so this isn’t even your fault but your new header happened later the same night so…
What if Flowey starting to say the whole kill or be killed thing but somebody always cuts him off and replaces it with something stupid like "dunk or be dunked" or "nerf or nothin"
Minecraft Gothic
- There’s so much gravel. Gravel surrounds you. You’re suffocating in gravel. You need to make concrete powder. There is no gravel, there never was.
- You’re certain there are more dyes than this. There aren’t. You’re certain the sheep didn’t look like that before. They did.
- You hear a ghast. You’re not in the Nether but you’re sure you hear a ghast. The sobbing ceases abruptly. You remember you haven’t built a nether portal yet.
- The entrance to the cave was on the right. When you look back it’s on the left. When you look again there’s a tree in the way. When you look again you’re in a sunflower field and there is nothing but sunflowers.
- The animation for going to bed didn’t used to be that long. Each time you go to bed it takes longer. Your greatest fear is your door being opened just before you shut your eyes.
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