Silver Tongue

missanthropicprinciple:

catchymemes:

Local council called out on Twitter

Maximum levels of petty.

voiddenizen:

voiddenizen:

not to be sentimental and sad or anything but i’m really curious to see how toriel and asgore split in deltarune. like clearly the main cause(s) in undertale were the deaths of their children (and the subsequent murders of every lost human toriel attempted to adopt :( ) but we don’t have something so black & white to rely on in this universe. it’s…Worrisome

BEST CASE SCENARIO: they divorced because of irreconcilable differences. admittedly it’s hard but it’s a healthy display of divorce and why that can be a good thing

FUNNY CASE SCENARIO: they divorced over something really, really stupid (toriel losing her shit after getting one too many bouquets or something)

WORST CASE SCENARIO: deltarune and undertale have timeline parallels and this is some @mmmmalo level shit where we can’t look at asgore ever again (malo. i love you but i swear to god please don’t take this as an open invitation to scar us all with theory)

organically-indigo:

robregal:

its-a-different-world:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

Noirbnb….like Airbnb, minus the racism.

Black people inspire me everyday, the world gives us shit and we take it and turn it in to something beautiful.

Yooooooooooooo!!!
I will be using! Lit!

Support my bro Stef and Noirbnb. For real. Not even saying that because he’s my homie. That’s a legit business and it’s for us!

FYI: They changed the name to Innclusive.

…If this post is gonna continue floating around and people really wanna support them, they should know that most likely they will not find noirbnb but they definitely WILL find Innclusive.

toriel learned flower language and asgore accidentally talks shit about her using a bouquet
Anonymous

banishedquasiroyal:

toriel: what am i grieving?

asgore: what

toriel: you keep giving me daffodils. what the FUCK am i grieving

what if asgore gave her daffodils because events of undertale are seeping into the subconciousness of his deltarune counterpart resulting in him being subconsciously aware of asriel and charas passing, hence the grieving.

fandomsandfeminism:

diversegaminglists:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

lunarhalo24:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

“There is a copy of the NES game Golf in the firmware of every Switch system”

Me: Oh haha, what a weird thing, probably some remnant from the debugging process -

“Since that was a game that Satoru Iwata programmed himself, this could have been intended as a way of saying that Iwata is spiritually a part of every Switch and is watching over and protecting every system.”

Me:

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Oh my God, so hackers have found out the way to enable you to play the game. You know how?

On July 11th*, the date of Iwata’s passing, doing Iwata’s “directly to you” motion with the Joy-Cons on the home screen will play a sound clip of Iwata and launch the game.

(* Before you try this yourself, note that simply changing the date on your system will not work, as this runs off the Switch’s internal internet-synced clock, meaning that changing the date manually will only work if the system has never been connected to the internet)

I… I can’t…

It goes even further than that.

Firstly, opening the game like this person is in the video is only possible with a brand new unit on system version 1.0.0 that has never been connected to the Internet. Because of this, opening it is pretty hard to replicate, unless if you have a completely brand new Switch. So, even if the system’s internal date is on July 11, it still won’t open if the system version is up to date.

The thing is, it’s not supposed to be opened.

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The hidden Golf game has been described as an omamori, which, in Japanese culture, is a charm usually bought at shrines that offers spiritual protection and good luck if you keep it close to you. Sometimes they’re made of cloth, and look like a tiny bag, which can contain a written prayer. People often tie them to something like a purse or a backpack, so that it’s always with them. Here are a bunch of different ones:

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Omamori are not supposed to be opened, as doing so is said to remove its blessing.

Seeing as the hidden Golf game on the Switch is so difficult to run under normal circumstances, it’s probably not supposed to be opened in the first place. It’s likely meant to represent an omamori in Iwata’s honor. Its very fitting, because of how portable the Switch is, since people are likely to take it with them like they would with an omamori strapped to a purse or backpack.

Hey, everyone. Since we’re now in July and this post is still making the rounds, I’m sure there are people who are going to want to try to activate the Golf game on their Switch on the 11th. So I wanted to provide an update to this:

All of the files of Golf in the Switch system were removed in an update back in late December.

As @lunarhalo24 helpfully pointed out, this inclusion of Golf in the Switch system was meant to be an omamori, a blessing from Iwata. And there’s another important cultural thing about omamori to note here:

An omamori’s blessing is only good until the end of the year, after which it expires and the omamori is traditionally disposed of in a sacred fire. So the files being deleted at the end of last year seems as though it was symbolic of the blessing’s time expiring.

So yes, there is now almost no way to actually access it. Because it was never meant to be accessed.

Reblogging because this is a really interesting way of combining tradition and technology in someone’s memory and as a good luck charm.

You can read more about the different kinds of omamori here.

I like this

cheskamouse:

official-europa:

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

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Originally posted by dreams-in-metaphors

fun fact! the reason crows are seen as omens of death is because they are smart carrion eaters. In ye olde times, they learned pretty quickly that battles = food and would congregate just outside where two opposing armies were gathering.

jitterbugjive:

y do people make edgy attention grabbing comments on popular posts and then act surprised whenever someone random calls them out

did they not make the post to get attention in the first place???

do they not think all the people who are seeing this post don’t look through the comments ever?

I get if someone comes out of nowhere from a post you yourself made, but come the fuck on, there are thousands of people looking at this thing, maybe think before you comment instead of acting like people are getting in your business which you flung out in to public view in the first place.

agreed. its basically a virtual version of this

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hucowgoddess:

littlelesbianprincessbug:

amelie-not-amelia:

narfoonthenet:

i-am-already-panicking:

larissaloki:

the-glitter-ace:

erynspencer2187:

erynspencer2187:

erynspencer2187:

someoneintheshadow456:

casgirlat221b:

fandom-is-my-middle-name:

clean-what-now:

thosekidswhohuntmonsters:

captain-ak84:

minimalistfish:

hawkgirl-in-the-impala:

chronic-genderbender:

“Those poor boys”

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“She deserves to be punished too.”

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“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

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“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

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“She put herself in harm’s way”

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“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

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“She ruined their lives.”

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“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

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“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

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“Boys will be boys!”

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“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

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Cannot not reblog.

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

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Originally posted by gamorasnebula

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

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boy am i glad this has so many notes

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

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“He should’ve enjoyed it.”

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“She must’ve lead him on.”

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“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

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“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

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“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“Women can’t rape because…”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

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Originally posted by rageripper

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

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Originally posted by hawkwoman

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

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Originally posted by hawkwoman

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

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Originally posted by hawkwoman

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

I love this post!

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

“Oral isn’t rape.”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

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“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

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“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

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Originally posted by bevioletskies

A good post

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

😭😭😭 The police asking “did it make you wet”

This just got better since the last time I saw this amazing post

mr-elementle:

thebucca2:

nudistbae:

recommendad:

recommendad:

i survived too much steven universe discourse to have to suffer through a new age of she-ra discourse

unless she-ra personally commits a hate crime, i dont want to see you grown ass adults attempting to philosophically dissect yet another kids show

REMEMBER WHEN PPL TRIED TO SAY STEVEN UNIVERSE WAS PRO FASCIST

but it is??? like maybe they didn’t mean to be pro fascist bc Rebecca Sugar is too incompetent to do anything on purpose but it is like. irreparably pro fascist.

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i dont see how its pro fascist. every character in a position of authority with the exception of Nanefua is incompetent.

ebonydusk:

planetoob:

flabeyblade:

guidancerune:

tactician:

this made me emotional ;-;

kabutops stares death in the face

i’ll do you one sadder

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THAT’S WORSE

That’s so much worse