ciphereye:

applying to college

scotchtapeofficial:

pls signal boost

socialist-tomfoolery:

corey-once-again:

haiku-robot:

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

congratulations
you are now the president
of the united states

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Haiku Bot… What happened here?

haiku bot is fucking sentient

bextheboo:

theawesomeadventurer:

moonlandingwasfaked:

adam sandler wrote this

I am actually Fucking losing it over the imagery of Adam Sandler going onto Tumblr and sending this to a blog possibly run by a teenager because he fe

Adam Sandler killed them before they could finish writing this

solarphobic:

writing-prompt-s:

You’ve gone your whole life blissfully ignorant to the fact you’re just a NPC in a video game. Today you cross paths with the main character.

‘Holy shit this guy’s fashion sense is awful,’ I thought, ‘Why are they wearing a pink chicken fursuit with lime green hair??? This isn’t Team Fortress 2.’

lynchbrothers:

anyway, harry potter Concept where down the road the boy who lived thing becomes less relevant and most people know him from the pictures of when he was a teenager, so by the time he’s middle aged all of harry’s interactions play out exactly like that tony hawk tweet

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro predictive text bot

Shit fuck games and cartoons I love my gf

mareep