aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

On the plus side that means it’s much harder for corporations to try to advertise to us since by the time they learn what we’re into we’ve moved onto the next thing

ewanenoellav:

power move

wait for someone to walk past your house then knock on the front door from the inside

millennial-review:

smythas:

rittie:

rittie:

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

sarcasmprodigy:

A chart.

Is that griffin mcelroy

bara-paladin:

In 2019 we grow from sex positivity to sex responsibility, meaning we:

• call out shitty people who are just abusers and using kink/polyamory to mask it and stop supporting them
  
• recognize that sometimes hypersexuality can be a form a self-harm for some people
  
• keep kinks and fetishes in appropriate spaces and not bringing them out into general public spaces and thereby involving people in scenes they aren’t consenting to 
  
• understand that some fetishes are inherently unhealthy and some illegal to actually engage in for good reason and ignoring that is irresponsible at best

doodleladle:

if you recognize these images you die instantly

OP I am legally obligated to steal your bones

lnawi:

eldstunga:

Just started a third RPG (Forbidden Lands) campaign this morning. Entirely randomized characters, and guess who in the party still wound up playing a buff gay. 

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.