dragon-in-a-fez:

notice:

millennials who complain about our generation being mistreated and disrespected and then turn 27 and suddenly start shitting on gen Z kids the exact same way are hereby cancelled every single fucking one of you

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

y’know i like to joke that greek mythology is the weirdest ancient religion but i’d just like to say: what the fuck, norse myth

alright, fair,

weirdest things loki has done, a ranking:

1. the thing where he banged a horse and gave birth to an 8-legged horse
   
2. testicle tug-of-war
3. helps thor with a fake marriage by dressing thor up as a bride and being his bridesmaid
4. ruins a dinner party via rap battle
5. whatever the hell this is referring to:

dont forget that time he gave birth to a puppy that kills everyone

yeenmom:

aku-no-homu:

this blocklist contains forbidden information

“putting pronouns in your profile, especially if they are counterfeit”

where can i get these illegal pirated pronouns

you wouldnt download a gender

chefpyro:

fleetingmotivation:

chefpyro:

Sometimes I lay awake at night and then I remember Tricky Dick’s Wet n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967 and there goes any chance of me getting any rest

Tricky Dicks what?

Oh, you know

The thing in the 60’s where this guy

Suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

And got slapped in the hand for it

morseapple:

fursoner:

@mint-and-love

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just-shower-thoughts:

Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert.

swampgallows:

chum-personable:

doktorpeace:

@chum-personable

“SUPERINTENDENT steam! Steam steam steam smoke.”

AURORA 🅱️ORE🅱️ALIS

i cant believe they even remembers the five stars