why-cant-cordy-stay:

them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it’s all sequels and franchises, nothing’s any good-

me: 

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them: h….holy shit….

otherwindow:

fingersareoptional:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Bards are just mages who don’t shut up.

Rogues are just slutty knights.

What about alchemists?

Chefs without boundaries.

miyku:
“ aspio:
“” ”

seedydemigod:

captainfunkpunkandroll:

the-real-eye-to-see:

Didn’t even know people are not allowed to give blood if they are gay

That’s been the thing for years. The HIV scare of the ‘80s prohibited us from donating blood. And they still hold that against us despite the fact that that claim has been debunked over and over again.

the wording on the paperwork is “Are you a man who has had sexual intercourse with a man after 1980” or “Are you a woman who has had sexual intercourse with a man who has had sexual intercourse with another man since 1980” (this was a blood drive at my college where majority of the students werent Alive in 1980.) I donated all the time back when I was a virgin, because o- , but now I’m not allowed to. So a better question for this article is “Why won’t baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?” though, theres a lot of room for loopholes in the wording of it

moonpaw:
“oh mouse?
”

moonpaw:

oh mouse?

delsinsfire:

Favourite thing: Video Games referencing the Dark Souls bonfire [x]

humoristics:
“me irl
”

starfleetrambo:

isilverandcold:

crazy-pages:

colonelingersoll:

vilesbian:

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

Future straight Historians: “we see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says ‘I like girls’ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. It’s hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ’…in a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, I’m so gay.’ Now it’s difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”

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It may seem like @vilesbian is joking, but she really isn’t. 

ok I’m polish and there is no heterosexual “idiomatic” explanation for this, no way

historical figure writing a personal letter to a “friend” of the same sex: “I want to frick you so bad. baby im so horny for you hhhhhh come here and get a piece of thiiiis”

straight historian: “it is easy to misunderstand the colorful and affectionate language of their time .no homo :)”

kramergate:
“ kramergate:
“I’m the normie
”
imagine - REALLY imagine that there’s someone on the fringes of your friend group who’s kinda glommed onto you because you’re too nice to tell him he’s weird and to fuck off, so you let him follow you...

kramergate:

kramergate:

I’m the normie

imagine - REALLY imagine that there’s someone on the fringes of your friend group who’s kinda glommed onto you because you’re too nice to tell him he’s weird and to fuck off, so you let him follow you around and you invite him to stuff because it seems to make him happy and because no one else really likes him so you feel bad and even though he’s annoying and condescending sometimes you make him feel like he’s your friend, and then he adds you on Facebook and you see this and know it is about you

tyzixs:

okay but Boldir and Tyzias totally work together making conspiracy theories and nothing you say will tell me otherwise